Numnuticus
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Numnuticus
@numnuticus.bsky.social
Stultus sum.
I just want to hug him when he sleeps like this. Until,… that face!

#cat
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you voted for this butthole, I hope you help wipe America’s crack when we get off his toilet.

#worstamericanpresidentever
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Finished installing the floor today. Only took 10 hours. Next is the trim.

#diy #familyroomremodel
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
A ten-hour day was enough to complete the floor. GoPro set up to shoot one frame every 2 minutes. Fun!

#diy #familyroomremodel
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Starting year five with my best Thursday time ever! Might have to bring back streaking now.
#nyt #nytcrossword #streak #streaking
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My four year anniversary. It’s like a college degree with a leap day. Only harder. #nyt #nytcrossword
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Retextured ceiling. Wiring for TV in. Ceiling fan in. New outlets and switches. New paint. Subfloor installed. Planks started. I’ll be done for Christmas.

#diy #familyroomremodel
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
About to start getting ready to set up the process of beginning to commence thinking about texturing the ceiling. I’m sure of it.

#diy #familyroomremodel
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If I apply the adage to these before and after images correctly, the walls and ceiling are a few eggs and the wiring and new 20 amp outlets are the omelet? I was able to put my eggs back together again so does that make me not the king’s horses nor the king’s men? I am so confused.

#diy
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The lack of immediate outrage was clue enough that I caught another scammer.
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I had to find an electric avenue from fan location to switch box location with minimal wall damage. Success! I’ll turn this single gang box into a double.

#diy #familyroomremode
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ceiling is de-popcorned and sanded. Now to install wiring for ceiling fan and wall TV before I patch and texture ceiling.

#diy #familyroomremodel #depopcorn
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The last pile of ceiling popcorn is doomed to suffer the humiliation of the dustpan.

#diy #familyroomremodel
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A couple of exploratory holes, a practice scrape, floor paper, and lots of janky diy cloths and sheets… all to prep for the ceiling work. Looks odd, but cleanup will be significantly easier.

#diy #familyroomremodel #janky
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Next remodel project. Remove popcorn ceiling, fix hole in ceiling, replace parquet floor with laminate, install ceiling fan, install wire box behind TV, and replace baseboard. And… go!
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Everyone does this?
They sell domains with haikus?
I’m not alone, right?

#forsale #domains #haiku
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Goodbye Disney+, HBO, and Hulu.
September 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I started grouting the wall last night (zoom in!) and realized I mixed too much grout for my pace so I stopped, cleaned up, relaid construction paper to protect floor, then had a glass of wine and sushi for dinner. Back at it tomorrow with a smarter approach to grout mixing.

#diy #bathroomremodel
July 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My O can be your O if you need it.

#giveblood #savelives
July 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Major achievement unlocked! The wall tile is installed, included my custom niche and shower window. Whew! Next steps are grout, install vanity, toilet, shower door, light fixture, and towel racks. Progress!
July 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is how many boxes of 12” x 24” tile (8 per box) it takes to cover all 4 walls of a 5’ x 9.5’ #bathroom. The #wine #corks are my markers that tell me which box to pull from next.

#diy #bathroomremodel
June 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’m too slow to be a professional, but my #craftmanship seems solid. A long way to go still but the empty troughs waiting for grout are oh so satisfying to gaze into.

#diy #bathroomremodel
June 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My birthday gift to me… a bottle of the 2nd most peatiest scotch in the world - 307.2 phenol parts per million. I am looking forward to the aroma of old newspaper-wrapped tennis shoes stuffed in burnt tires sitting in a musty, cobweb-filled attic, aired out after a hot summer rainfall on asphalt.
June 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Support structure and leveling start for wall tile is in! One can never have too many levels, including fricken laser ones. Also, floor grout came out pretty nice.

p.s. Did you see and hear that I knocked over the laser level? Good thing I was done.

#diy #bathroomremodel #frickensharkswithlasers
May 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I needed to rip some long boards to support first row of wall tile and could depend on no one to help me. So I made a quickie support table.

#diy #bathroomremodel #dependonnoone #quickie
May 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM