What’s a meal you cook that never misses? I’m making stuffed zucchini and I’m excited for dinner and lunch leftovers.
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What’s a meal you cook that never misses? I’m making stuffed zucchini and I’m excited for dinner and lunch leftovers.
My boss and I were talking about the hiring process for my current vacancies and I mentioned they should have an opportunity to talk to HR about benefits. And he was like “I think insurance is a conversation for after they accept.” And I was like “as much as I wanted to come work with you again
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My boss and I were talking about the hiring process for my current vacancies and I mentioned they should have an opportunity to talk to HR about benefits. And he was like “I think insurance is a conversation for after they accept.” And I was like “as much as I wanted to come work with you again
Pete Souza posted a “remembering when” post about Obama checking in on a woman who fainted during a speech, so it seems the orange shitgibbon did something awful shitty to someone who fainted or was woozy maybe?
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Pete Souza posted a “remembering when” post about Obama checking in on a woman who fainted during a speech, so it seems the orange shitgibbon did something awful shitty to someone who fainted or was woozy maybe?
Nothing like scrolling TikTok and realizing I have unaddressed trauma from my husbands 2022 hospitalization. Love this for me.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Nothing like scrolling TikTok and realizing I have unaddressed trauma from my husbands 2022 hospitalization. Love this for me.
I didn’t read carefully so my papel picado no está papel, but we’re getting ready for the girls to visit home Monday #DiaDeLosMuertos
October 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I didn’t read carefully so my papel picado no está papel, but we’re getting ready for the girls to visit home Monday #DiaDeLosMuertos
I need to vent a sec. The course where we play Sundays is closed for overseeding this week and next week. Last week, some of us made “plans” to play another course (Stonecreek) tomorrow. We also agreed to play in a tournament. So Tuesday, I texted the guy who told us about the tournament and asked
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I need to vent a sec. The course where we play Sundays is closed for overseeding this week and next week. Last week, some of us made “plans” to play another course (Stonecreek) tomorrow. We also agreed to play in a tournament. So Tuesday, I texted the guy who told us about the tournament and asked
Pets come home on the 27th and I am feeling bittersweet about setting up my ofrenda for my girls. Last year, I was in such a fog from losing them and the new job and fucking everything that I didn’t do one. I have a plan for it and I hope Monday will be a time of peace #diadelosmuertos
October 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Pets come home on the 27th and I am feeling bittersweet about setting up my ofrenda for my girls. Last year, I was in such a fog from losing them and the new job and fucking everything that I didn’t do one. I have a plan for it and I hope Monday will be a time of peace #diadelosmuertos
Morning news: “the East wing of the White House is now a pile of rubble.”
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 😱
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 😱
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Morning news: “the East wing of the White House is now a pile of rubble.”
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 😱
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 😱
He called me by my government name like 3 times today and while I get it, I also hate it. My name is Tits, sir.
October 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
He called me by my government name like 3 times today and while I get it, I also hate it. My name is Tits, sir.
Proof I know @garykolache.bsky.social - we went to see Pete Buttigieg at the Arizona Speaker series last night and finally remembered to take a selfie.
October 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Proof I know @garykolache.bsky.social - we went to see Pete Buttigieg at the Arizona Speaker series last night and finally remembered to take a selfie.
Some B can’t find invoices and that’s somehow a training opportunity for MY team?! I think the fuck not.
a man with a beard and tie is sitting on a couch and says come again .
ALT: a man with a beard and tie is sitting on a couch and says come again .
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Some B can’t find invoices and that’s somehow a training opportunity for MY team?! I think the fuck not.
Let me tell you how my day is going. I just sent a calendar invite to the IT guy titled “YIKES! Help! Duplicates!”
October 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Let me tell you how my day is going. I just sent a calendar invite to the IT guy titled “YIKES! Help! Duplicates!”
On a call with a supplier, the guy said “that was a joke” like 3 times and after the last time, he said “tough crowd.” Maybe you just aren’t funny, my dude.
October 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
On a call with a supplier, the guy said “that was a joke” like 3 times and after the last time, he said “tough crowd.” Maybe you just aren’t funny, my dude.
My Gmail is telling me I have one unread email and I can’t find it and that might be what sends me over the fucking edge today.
October 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My Gmail is telling me I have one unread email and I can’t find it and that might be what sends me over the fucking edge today.
It’s happening! Dan’s in the first group!
a man in a suit and tie is saying oh my god okay it 's happening .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying oh my god okay it 's happening .
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It’s happening! Dan’s in the first group!
Is there a TLI perimenopause group?
October 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Is there a TLI perimenopause group?
One of the doggie day care ladies told me about her crash out over her boyfriend not proposing. And like, they’re 23/24 so whatever. But also if he wanted to, he would. Dan was 24 when he sold his 70’s Chevy pickup truck and bought my ring and then worked overtime to help pay for the wedding.
October 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
One of the doggie day care ladies told me about her crash out over her boyfriend not proposing. And like, they’re 23/24 so whatever. But also if he wanted to, he would. Dan was 24 when he sold his 70’s Chevy pickup truck and bought my ring and then worked overtime to help pay for the wedding.
First night with my CPAP machine. if I wake up feeling like a million bucks I am going to RIOT against myself for not doing this sooner.
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
First night with my CPAP machine. if I wake up feeling like a million bucks I am going to RIOT against myself for not doing this sooner.
I was like “oh, boomer.” And then I was all “aw, boomer.”
October 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I was like “oh, boomer.” And then I was all “aw, boomer.”
Haaaaaaa I left a pound of beef in my car on Sunday 🤢
September 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Haaaaaaa I left a pound of beef in my car on Sunday 🤢
Theme for work on Friday is Hobby. What should I do? What’s your first thought when you think of Brooke’s hobby?
September 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Theme for work on Friday is Hobby. What should I do? What’s your first thought when you think of Brooke’s hobby?
Well that’s a new development. We don’t usually have these dudes in suburban Phoenix. Best of luck with Plum, pals.
September 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Well that’s a new development. We don’t usually have these dudes in suburban Phoenix. Best of luck with Plum, pals.
A person I just hired can’t figure out how to make an account with ADP so the background check and drug test can be done. So that’s great. HR: “I’ve never had to hold someone’s hand like this.”
September 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
A person I just hired can’t figure out how to make an account with ADP so the background check and drug test can be done. So that’s great. HR: “I’ve never had to hold someone’s hand like this.”
If you’re here but not on FB, I need a Life of a Showpup outfit for Plum for October 3rd.
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If you’re here but not on FB, I need a Life of a Showpup outfit for Plum for October 3rd.
Does anyone know why my friend’s 14yo asked for an army of tiny ducks for her birthday?
September 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Does anyone know why my friend’s 14yo asked for an army of tiny ducks for her birthday?