If you should ever find yourself captured by pirates, remember this: It can't hurt to want to bone the captain. He might even have a thing for you, too. Though there's no guarantee you'll survive a romp with a whale, it still beats walking the plank!
December 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If you should ever find yourself captured by pirates, remember this: It can't hurt to want to bone the captain. He might even have a thing for you, too. Though there's no guarantee you'll survive a romp with a whale, it still beats walking the plank!
One day, Comet the reindeer asked Santa, since he loves cookies so much, what's his favorite kind? Santa responded with a raucous "Ho ho ho!" and only said "I know exactly what to get you for Christmas this year." Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
One day, Comet the reindeer asked Santa, since he loves cookies so much, what's his favorite kind? Santa responded with a raucous "Ho ho ho!" and only said "I know exactly what to get you for Christmas this year." Merry Christmas!