Petitioning for the hands emoji that villains use when they’re hatching a plan.

My wings are done drying 🦋

Americas chickens are coming home to roost, it’s that simple. So… liberals need to stop crying and wishing someone else will save us. Conservatives, none of this will be good for us. You are not the exception to American Exceptionalism.

I had a dream where I was working in Africa to help educate children on the weekends who worked in cobalt mines during the week and my sister publically gifted me an elevator as a gift for my birthday and it was so awkward bc I was like …… and she was like, you don’t like it? And I was……?!?!?

I for one am excited for TikTok to show me a splashy "The US GOVERNMENT HAS DESTROYED EVERYTHING YOU LOVE" screen when I open the app next week followed by Donald Trump crawling through glass to get it back because it helped get him elected thus solidifying him as a HERO OF THE EVERYDAY AMERICAN.

I am pretty disgusted by people who buy luxury brands for the label. It's outsourcing self-expression to some company that's selling 'respect' and 'status.' If you want respect why don't you start with yourself and put that 1-3 mortgage payments amount of $ for a fucking bag towards ur community.

A lightbender is born

SZA fucking gets it

I hope more gamers get into crypto. Gamers and streamers can influence markets like crazy and will be doing so in the future especially with GTA 6. We should be able to make bank off that, not just finance bros.

You know why nerdy guys are so hot? Because they’re passionate. They have unique interests. And they’re smart 😍 What’s more threatening than a smart man in today’s age?

The death of United’s leader is uniting America. Interesting coincidence.

Name a more beautifully animated show than Arcane. You can’t.

AND THE MUSIC! the world-building! the script! the voice acting! 🫨🫠 Riot you have my leash.

The creatures who play world of Warcraft I swear to god… I was warned but it’s finally hitting me in the face what a bunch of slobbery goons skitter about in these servers.

Regardless I’m never quitting 🥳