Caroline
@o-line-o.bsky.social
Two raccoons in a trenchcoat cleverly disguised as a functioning adult. #KCMO
Oh, well when you put it like that... It's still dumb.
The federal government’s weird calendar, explained
September 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oh, well when you put it like that... It's still dumb.
I know this is a campaign for the new season of Wednesday. But someone was literally murdered at this Wendy's during a shootout between a customer and employee. 😬
August 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I know this is a campaign for the new season of Wednesday. But someone was literally murdered at this Wendy's during a shootout between a customer and employee. 😬
Oh no, the Billy Joel documentary has thrust me hard into a Billy Joel era and my ADHD brain now sounds like this.
youtu.be/FcvVPuJVKcs?...
youtu.be/FcvVPuJVKcs?...
All Of Billy Joel's Greatest Hits Played At Once
YouTube video by wondertonicvideo
youtu.be
August 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Oh no, the Billy Joel documentary has thrust me hard into a Billy Joel era and my ADHD brain now sounds like this.
youtu.be/FcvVPuJVKcs?...
youtu.be/FcvVPuJVKcs?...
What the fuck was that, Worldle?
June 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What the fuck was that, Worldle?
Me going to work this fine Monday.
June 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Me going to work this fine Monday.
Elon and Trump today.
Glorious.
Glorious.
June 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Elon and Trump today.
Glorious.
Glorious.
The @royals.com broadcast has had so many shots of Jac Caglianone standing in the dugout that it feels like a middle school girl staring at her crush on math class.
June 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The @royals.com broadcast has had so many shots of Jac Caglianone standing in the dugout that it feels like a middle school girl staring at her crush on math class.
He looks like he played a priest on Law and Order SVU.
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
He looks like he played a priest on Law and Order SVU.
He's from Chicago?
DA POPE
DA POPE
a man wearing a hat and a jacket that says eaf
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a jacket that says eaf
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
He's from Chicago?
DA POPE
DA POPE
They haven't even painted the lines on the fresh pavement on Main and they're already tearing it up.
May 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
They haven't even painted the lines on the fresh pavement on Main and they're already tearing it up.
Imagine being The Pope of the people, then you meet JD Vance and give up on humanity and die.
April 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Imagine being The Pope of the people, then you meet JD Vance and give up on humanity and die.
Signs an intern did it... When the marketing email is one huge unlinked, text-filled image with a QR code.
April 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Signs an intern did it... When the marketing email is one huge unlinked, text-filled image with a QR code.
Just looked at my retirement accounts. Yikes.
a cartoon of a man hiking up a mountain with the words halfflip876 below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man hiking up a mountain with the words halfflip876 below him
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just looked at my retirement accounts. Yikes.
A print @theonion.com subscription is the greatest gift I ever bought for my husband but really me.
March 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A print @theonion.com subscription is the greatest gift I ever bought for my husband but really me.
Our family letterboard tells no lies.
March 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Our family letterboard tells no lies.
I'm shocked that we have made it this many Scaramuccis without a major resignation.
March 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm shocked that we have made it this many Scaramuccis without a major resignation.
Hoo boy.
There’s a major shift in U.S. cybersecurity policy. A recent CISA memo removed Russia from its list of priorities, focusing instead on China and local systems. Analysts were told not to track Russian cyber threats.
March 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hoo boy.
Reposted by Caroline
Seeing how national Democrats are dealing with Trump explains a lot about how they managed to lose to Trump
January 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Seeing how national Democrats are dealing with Trump explains a lot about how they managed to lose to Trump
A Monday off and we can't even dissociate with The Price is Right because of the inauguration.
January 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A Monday off and we can't even dissociate with The Price is Right because of the inauguration.
It's glorious when the kid who climbs up the slide gets absolutely trucked by the kids who are going down the slide.
November 30, 2024 at 9:43 PM
It's glorious when the kid who climbs up the slide gets absolutely trucked by the kids who are going down the slide.
I was wondering how the Chiefs were going to manage to only win by 3.
November 29, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I was wondering how the Chiefs were going to manage to only win by 3.
Are you part of the early NFl game or #NationalDogShow family?
November 28, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Are you part of the early NFl game or #NationalDogShow family?
Jimmy Fallon wearing sunglasses in the rain at the Thanksgiving Parade is the big hangover energy we are all bringing to Thanksgiving dinner.
November 28, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Jimmy Fallon wearing sunglasses in the rain at the Thanksgiving Parade is the big hangover energy we are all bringing to Thanksgiving dinner.
Today, Nov. 19, is International Men's Day.
This is my public service to prepopulate the Blue Sky search for March 8, 2025...
This is my public service to prepopulate the Blue Sky search for March 8, 2025...
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Today, Nov. 19, is International Men's Day.
This is my public service to prepopulate the Blue Sky search for March 8, 2025...
This is my public service to prepopulate the Blue Sky search for March 8, 2025...
This Paul / Tyson fight is the broadcast equivalent of a chum bucket click bait article.
November 16, 2024 at 3:21 AM
This Paul / Tyson fight is the broadcast equivalent of a chum bucket click bait article.