The two shortest people you’ve ever seen dapping each other up and getting on the bus
September 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The two shortest people you’ve ever seen dapping each other up and getting on the bus
Ran into the sink of unspeakable horrors at tonight’s dive
May 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Ran into the sink of unspeakable horrors at tonight’s dive
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Dudes will buy Switch 2 but won’t Switch 2 Geico to save 15% or more on care insurance
April 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Dudes will buy Switch 2 but won’t Switch 2 Geico to save 15% or more on care insurance
God saves his slowest walkers for the middlest of his airport walkways
March 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
God saves his slowest walkers for the middlest of his airport walkways
Many people ask - “in this day and age, what has become of the eunuchs?”
Rejoice, my friends. They are enjoying success as college basketball coaches.
Rejoice, my friends. They are enjoying success as college basketball coaches.
March 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Many people ask - “in this day and age, what has become of the eunuchs?”
Rejoice, my friends. They are enjoying success as college basketball coaches.
Rejoice, my friends. They are enjoying success as college basketball coaches.
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people that live in chicago love to be like “i love living in chicago”
February 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
people that live in chicago love to be like “i love living in chicago”
Walked by a dude with soda in a water cup at Costco. Hitherto unseen levels of cheapskatery
February 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Walked by a dude with soda in a water cup at Costco. Hitherto unseen levels of cheapskatery
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i’m 8 feet, 4 inches tall. one drawback is that unlike the rest of you, i can’t just travel to other cities or countries by going to the post office and mailing myself. i’m simply too big to mail. also, my height attracts so much attention that i can’t get away with littering, and i love littering
January 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i’m 8 feet, 4 inches tall. one drawback is that unlike the rest of you, i can’t just travel to other cities or countries by going to the post office and mailing myself. i’m simply too big to mail. also, my height attracts so much attention that i can’t get away with littering, and i love littering
Had a dream last night that I time traveled back to 2022 and spoke to Jaquan Brisker right after he got drafted.
To prove to him that I was a time traveler, I told him that Bitcoin was over $100k in 2025
To prove to him that I was a time traveler, I told him that Bitcoin was over $100k in 2025
January 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Had a dream last night that I time traveled back to 2022 and spoke to Jaquan Brisker right after he got drafted.
To prove to him that I was a time traveler, I told him that Bitcoin was over $100k in 2025
To prove to him that I was a time traveler, I told him that Bitcoin was over $100k in 2025
Chicago is the best city in the world. New York’s NYE broadcast has Ryan Seacrest’s short ass pissing in a diaper and we have offbrand Fabio and a Great Gatsby extra making out on ABC 7
January 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Chicago is the best city in the world. New York’s NYE broadcast has Ryan Seacrest’s short ass pissing in a diaper and we have offbrand Fabio and a Great Gatsby extra making out on ABC 7
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NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
December 19, 2024 at 10:40 PM
NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
My wife’s boyfriend is also her brother! Top that, liberals!
December 14, 2024 at 4:38 AM
My wife’s boyfriend is also her brother! Top that, liberals!
Clandestine farter in my section of last night’s Joffrey Ballet production of The Nutcracker - the Buttcracker, if you will
December 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Clandestine farter in my section of last night’s Joffrey Ballet production of The Nutcracker - the Buttcracker, if you will
Die Hard is unequivocally a Christmas movie
December 6, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Die Hard is unequivocally a Christmas movie
This is actually one of the funniest things ever
I definitely feel less and less interested in Twitter, but I appreciate this because it has the exact vibe I'd use to describe how it feels right now. A man desperate for relevance makes escalating levels of bad decisions in pursuit of the love of a man who lacks empathy or morals
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 AM
This is actually one of the funniest things ever
Flexing a money spread in the backseat of Dmytro’s 2014 Lexus ES
November 28, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Flexing a money spread in the backseat of Dmytro’s 2014 Lexus ES
Frantically listening to Death Grips to erase all of the easy listening from my Spotify Wrapped
November 26, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Frantically listening to Death Grips to erase all of the easy listening from my Spotify Wrapped
Hundreds of Beavers is what Midwest culture is all about
November 24, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Hundreds of Beavers is what Midwest culture is all about
Can confidently say I’m the only one at this Clairo concert doing Immaculate Grid
November 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Can confidently say I’m the only one at this Clairo concert doing Immaculate Grid