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oatmaster.bsky.social
oatmaster
@oatmaster.bsky.social
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Dial-up internet survivor. Non-binary. Fan of good things . All pronouns welcome. ND (now official!) enby. 💛🤍💜🖤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 the best version of me
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 2h
Message from kid1's school to remind us that he must arrive *at* but not *before* 8.15am.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 2h
Going to have to start writing it as A-I or something
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 2h
'underwear skin released' - headline from The Day Today or weird AI phrase?
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 13h
Facts about Hilde
A profile of my wizard cat character, who we now learn is named Hilde. The text says: Facts about Hilde Age:? Born in: unidentified fantasy land Breed: orange Occupation: wizard thief (a wizard who is a thief, not a thief who steals wizards) Wants: your stuff Bored of: her stuff Skills: reality bending, power napping Fears: reality-bending dogs Greatest achievement: stole the king's crown Lowest low: crown was too big A relationships section identifies the king as an "easy mark", dipper as a "frenemy", and poppy as a "rival magician" A reality cam section shows a photo of Hilde in the real world. Since Hilde is not based on a real life pet, the photo is just of the cartoon her from the story where she briefly visited the real world and bit the artist's hand
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oatmaster.bsky.social
oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 14h
Need to rebadge anti-vaccine as pro-disease. People fifty years ago would view the idea as utterly insane, they'd remember polio, TB, smallpox. Even with new vaccines we've got people trying to stop cervical cancer being all but eliminated
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oatmaster.bsky.social
oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 18h
Emulsified high fat offal tube.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 21h
And 'at every level'.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 21h
Jeremy Vine says he's been penetrated top to bottom.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 21h
I may hate myself but at least I've never voted Tory.
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oatmaster.bsky.social
oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 21h
Nice, Badenoch wrapping up her delusional conference speech with a little pop at the trans. Textbook.
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oatmaster.bsky.social
oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 23h
The sadness and self-hatred is getting to me.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 1d
Dont know if I can shift gear from the First Sinner fight in Silksong to Slime Rancher 2.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 1d
Design a holiday?
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 1d
Hornet having a nice kip after a tough boss fight.
Hornet from Silksong lying on a bed
oatmaster.bsky.social
oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 1d
Anyway, the weird rash on my leg is nothing to worry about so that's nice innit andy.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 1d
Listen to their concerns, fuck their concerns. Their concerns are bottom of the fucking list.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 1d
And the people voting for them, these absolute fucking losers, still won't be satisfied. They've had the incredible good fortune to be born as the most favoured class and they can do nothing but whine about how hard done by they are.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 1d
Anyone who isn't a straight, white, cis, neurotypical, dare I say Christian man is fucked if these pricks ever get the whip hand.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 1d
Saw 3 different white men in Caerphilly say something positive to Reform mouthpiece Llyr Powell in a couple of minutes. Cunt wants to eliminate me and people are saying, "thanks mate, you're doing us a favour"
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 2d
Elon Musk and Iain (M) Banks
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe should be 'conversation simulator'
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 2d
Feeling reaallllly super crap about myself lately.
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 3d
Burrow ffs
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 3d
With the masks and refusal to show ID it's got to be hard to determine who's real ICE and someone pissarsing about
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oatmaster @oatmaster.bsky.social · 3d
The Swatch website, my fucking god. Why does everything have to be video?