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In a country with the highest rates of skin cancer in the world, probably slapping some snags on the barbie outside in the full summer sun, with no shirt on.

I love the tzeentchian cultist approach to this. The villain THINKS they've manipulated every last detail and masterminded things, but it's obvious from the outside they're severely deluded and taking credit for essentially random chance. Means you can have "Just according to kiekaku" with an idiot.

Oviposition is your best bet for this. Fertilisation just means the eggshell hardens.

How the fuck does a dude made of rubber break his neck?

Are you drunk again? Never trust drunk you's opinion on anything.

Frat, not first

Borat? Fuck me, if I get a new job and it turns into that first boy scene I'm going to be so annoyed.

It's surprisingly good, and gets better as time goes on. First manga I've read in a while where finishing it didn't feel like a drag.

An ability to become fertile or Sterile at will, for both sex's.

Death on the Nile

Yeah, but my autistic butt kept getting the same endings because I refused to act in what I thought was a manner likely to get me killed. Also kept losing track of which page I was supposed to turn to.

Love will tear us apart, again.

Humphrey Bogart. I will not elaborate further.

I wouldn't even notice four beers, so that sounds like a good plan.

This exact reason is why I don't include superintelligent characters in anything I write. Just people who *think* they're superintelligent. I know I'm not superintelligent, so any attempt to write that is doomed to failure.