does anyone else miss who they they were before their frontal lobe fully developed and gave them a crippling fear of failure?
no? just me? ok
no? just me? ok
June 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
does anyone else miss who they they were before their frontal lobe fully developed and gave them a crippling fear of failure?
no? just me? ok
no? just me? ok
one more minor inconvenience and i’ll handle a mfer like bottom shelf vodka
May 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
one more minor inconvenience and i’ll handle a mfer like bottom shelf vodka
at 32 years old i’m finally in the correct headspace for jersey shore. love the situation describing the jersey house as having “a number of rooms”, we love an observant king
May 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
at 32 years old i’m finally in the correct headspace for jersey shore. love the situation describing the jersey house as having “a number of rooms”, we love an observant king
still haunted by the framed picture of Reba I found at Goodwill and left behind like the stupid idiot fool that i am
May 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
still haunted by the framed picture of Reba I found at Goodwill and left behind like the stupid idiot fool that i am
i’ll think my life is boring but then i remember that when i was 23 the family that ran the nail place i went to was OBSESSED with Adam Sandler and every TV behind the nail techs were playing his movies every time i went. when something funny happened the whole family would laugh almost in unison.
May 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
i’ll think my life is boring but then i remember that when i was 23 the family that ran the nail place i went to was OBSESSED with Adam Sandler and every TV behind the nail techs were playing his movies every time i went. when something funny happened the whole family would laugh almost in unison.
quick question, how do you make someone know you love them so so much even though you don’t speak or see each other anymore, not in the hopes that they’ll reciprocate but just to make them feel warm for a brief moment
May 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
quick question, how do you make someone know you love them so so much even though you don’t speak or see each other anymore, not in the hopes that they’ll reciprocate but just to make them feel warm for a brief moment
i have an older gentleman living next door to me and he’s been sitting on our shared walkway/balcony blasting Led Zeppelin and enjoying the sun while the breeze blows tree fluffies everywhere and honestly i feel like this is what life is supposed to be about
May 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i have an older gentleman living next door to me and he’s been sitting on our shared walkway/balcony blasting Led Zeppelin and enjoying the sun while the breeze blows tree fluffies everywhere and honestly i feel like this is what life is supposed to be about
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tired: “live laugh love”
inspired:
inspired:
May 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
tired: “live laugh love”
inspired:
inspired:
it just hit me that there will come a day that is the last time i ever have salmon, and it will be because of global warming or cost or my demise, but it will happen and i will not know and that makes me profoundly sad
May 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
it just hit me that there will come a day that is the last time i ever have salmon, and it will be because of global warming or cost or my demise, but it will happen and i will not know and that makes me profoundly sad
why do squirrels have massive wizard hands
April 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
why do squirrels have massive wizard hands
i kind of want to have the vibe where someone looks and me and wonders whether i perform exorcisms or cause them
April 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i kind of want to have the vibe where someone looks and me and wonders whether i perform exorcisms or cause them
accidentally put up the perfect ponytail without even looking in the mirror. i’ve peaked and it’s all downhill from here for me, i’m afraid.
April 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
accidentally put up the perfect ponytail without even looking in the mirror. i’ve peaked and it’s all downhill from here for me, i’m afraid.
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Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser
March 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser
i find it so laughable when male dating coaches try to soothe their audience by saying they’re single bc women only want riches, fame, looks etc etc when my type is fucking this:
March 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i find it so laughable when male dating coaches try to soothe their audience by saying they’re single bc women only want riches, fame, looks etc etc when my type is fucking this:
Even in video games 🥲 Et tu, Harvey?
March 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Even in video games 🥲 Et tu, Harvey?
getting a text and having it be work related 99.999% of the time regardless of what day of the week i receive it is giving me severe psychic damage
March 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
getting a text and having it be work related 99.999% of the time regardless of what day of the week i receive it is giving me severe psychic damage
question, would it be possible as private citizens to show up to any event where the giant orange bitch talks and play those plastic 5th grade recorders at full volume so no one can hear him? could we organize that? bc i’m not good at much beyond being incredibly annoying
March 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
question, would it be possible as private citizens to show up to any event where the giant orange bitch talks and play those plastic 5th grade recorders at full volume so no one can hear him? could we organize that? bc i’m not good at much beyond being incredibly annoying
i’m watching the og godzilla and i am LIVING for this muppet looking ass googly eyed bitch. practical effects are truly top tier.
March 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i’m watching the og godzilla and i am LIVING for this muppet looking ass googly eyed bitch. practical effects are truly top tier.
March 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i’m a simple lady, i don’t feel like i’m asking for much when i say i want a man who is so desperately in love with me that he swears he tastes the heavens themselves when his lips are pressed against my skin
March 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i’m a simple lady, i don’t feel like i’m asking for much when i say i want a man who is so desperately in love with me that he swears he tastes the heavens themselves when his lips are pressed against my skin
digitized it so i can make stickers!! put butts on everything you own!!!
March 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
digitized it so i can make stickers!! put butts on everything you own!!!
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March 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
March 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
remembered to charge my ipad✨
March 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
remembered to charge my ipad✨