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there's no shame in being a pariah

furniture and sculpture portfolio: https://object.works
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November 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The duality of pet sitting at our house: death stares or trying to crawl into your skin
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Driving through southeast, rural VA and saw a Mazda Miata with stars and bars on the hood
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We're all gonna blame Caleb when Biden kicks right?
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Fuck yeah!
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
lol at Best Buy website cratering
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My mom has one time passwords written down in her password book
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Neil Young - Cinnamon Girl
Marvin Gaye - What's Going On
Bjork - Army of Me
Minutemen - Bob Dylan Wrote Propaganda Songs
Magnolia Electric Co - Farewell Transmission
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There is definitely a guy out there that calls his wife doing pelvic floor exercises "cooze control"
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Having a gif of the plane melting in the bar scene of Playtime would fix me
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Maybe it is just me but I don't think I would take a medication where necrotizing fasciitis of the taint is possible as a side effect
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Today's museum standouts
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Currently eating tacos
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I was excited to show all my art furniture heroes at the Renwick Gallery to my wife and kid and the entire building was taken over by state fair art. Someone is fucking with me
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Internet poisoning is when you witness the star spangled banner in person and ask yourself "can I fuck it?"
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Any ornithologists in these parts? In the "birds of DC" exhibit I saw yesterday at the natural history museum, the specimens were pretty old and MUCH smaller than modern day birds. Are birds getting bigger? Will big bird become a reality?
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a normal Tuesday. Getting on a train to go see Hawkeye Pierce's robe
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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On this day in 2010, Paul Westerberg was "a man on the street" for the WCCO report

youtu.be/-OXVQKi9O_c?...
Paul Westerberg Interview (reupload)
YouTube video by Nikolai K
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November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Random National Gallery east wing post
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Random Hirshhorn posting thread
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is what they took from you
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
embarrassing
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM