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dave nowakowski
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Athens, GA, bikes, exploded views, stuff, things. No pasarán. he/him.
This was a bit crass, so we are clear: my position is that avocados are very nutritious and economical and you should buy brunch for trans and nonbinary friends.
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
“Roof and walls? Shouldn’t have had all that Avocado toast with your they/them friends, you dumb fucks” they reply while shoving 100 dollar bills into cartoon money sacks.
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Evocative of concrete slabs in vacant lots where houses used to be. Winning imagery there guys.
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Merritt parkway?
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yeah, key in the console, red, sunroof, tight turning radius, complete disaster mechanically. Great car, horrible decision for 24 year old me.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I bet you can fold some seats and get a full 4x8 sheet of plywood in the back of the minivan, but can’t in the truck bed without it sticking out the back.
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s amazing how much they are not showing the parade.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I assume It’s like Star Trek, the even numbered sequels are better than the odd ones.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
There are .. 4 err. I mean 5 types of guys online, no exceptions
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Ron Popeill voice: It Slices up Eyeballs!
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
" How long have I been out? It must have been a few days at least if I missed infrastructure week"
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Democrats need to stop focusing on woke, and get a weird ass billionaire elf from Texas to split the R vote.
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
smart shoppers use them like a quarterstaff to beat back competing shoppers.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Reposted by dave nowakowski
if the “intelligent” computer does something for you it is you and the people who designed the computer who did it. that’s it. end of story
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I used harbor freight acid brushes and have plenty of black nitrile gloves, but never remember to put them on. Also a bit of work glove phobia after getting a gloved finger finger wrapped in a Bridgeport 23ish years ago but i need to get over that before i transdermally poison myself.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Yep, My fingers looked like I’m the tin man. Good time to shot out Phil wood’shand cleaner for reversing the damage. Best hand cleaner I’ve found, even including non bike products.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The only explanation is that in the future AI Andy Rooney became all powerful and decided humanity should be exterminated because we put too much cotton in aspirin bottles, so time travelers went gone back in time to kill AI Andy Rooney.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
An AI Andy Rooney to make commentary on current events and culture is the only legitimate use of the technology, but no one is doing it,
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Fire-bellied toad number 5
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
10 dollar banana meme, your days are numbered.
a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
Alt: a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .Lucille booth 10 dollar banana gif
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November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Don Henley need his iron though.
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM