vice (#1 hawk tuah fan)
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19yo
linux user, ktane modder and 2xko player
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19yo
linux user, ktane modder and 2xko player
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all my hawk tuah posts: a thread
rules for "minecraft but i can't break the rules of wokeness":
first off it's gonna be a hardcore world, and if i lose i have to say smth transphobic on bluesky
first off it's gonna be a hardcore world, and if i lose i have to say smth transphobic on bluesky
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
rules for "minecraft but i can't break the rules of wokeness":
first off it's gonna be a hardcore world, and if i lose i have to say smth transphobic on bluesky
first off it's gonna be a hardcore world, and if i lose i have to say smth transphobic on bluesky
huge waste of 3.5 hours of my life
NO hl3
NO steam hardware price reveals
2 goddamn seconds of the new 2xko character
why did i even watch that shit
NO hl3
NO steam hardware price reveals
2 goddamn seconds of the new 2xko character
why did i even watch that shit
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
huge waste of 3.5 hours of my life
NO hl3
NO steam hardware price reveals
2 goddamn seconds of the new 2xko character
why did i even watch that shit
NO hl3
NO steam hardware price reveals
2 goddamn seconds of the new 2xko character
why did i even watch that shit
can they just get to the stuff i care about personally
December 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
can they just get to the stuff i care about personally
come on valve show me the money (i say before the show even starts)
oh who am i kidding. i'm going all in on $599 for the 256 GB steam frame and $699 for the 1 TB model
my life will still be yours if you both reveal the price of everything at the game awards, and make everything available to preorder the day of
my life will still be yours if you both reveal the price of everything at the game awards, and make everything available to preorder the day of
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
come on valve show me the money (i say before the show even starts)
if there were a chinese version of deltarune, do yalls think jackenstein would split up the radicals to make the text LONG? i mean smth like 亻尔女子
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if there were a chinese version of deltarune, do yalls think jackenstein would split up the radicals to make the text LONG? i mean smth like 亻尔女子
don't hawk the tuah, tuah the hawk
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
don't hawk the tuah, tuah the hawk
we are hailey welch we spit on that thang
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
we are hailey welch we spit on that thang
fun fact:
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
fun fact:
dreamt about chipotle side quests last night,,,,,like,,,,,spend $5 on chips,,,,,order this specific burrito with these ingredients,,,,that kinda deal
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
dreamt about chipotle side quests last night,,,,,like,,,,,spend $5 on chips,,,,,order this specific burrito with these ingredients,,,,that kinda deal
take a wild guess what my interests a- I JUST NOTICED HE'S THROWING IT BACK IN THE FIRST ONE
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
take a wild guess what my interests a- I JUST NOTICED HE'S THROWING IT BACK IN THE FIRST ONE
am i allowed to say “X COUNTRY MENTIONED” if i don’t live in the country in question? in my case it’s iran, both my parents are iranian immigrants and i have an iranian birth certificate (used to have a passport too when i was a kid but that expired)
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
am i allowed to say “X COUNTRY MENTIONED” if i don’t live in the country in question? in my case it’s iran, both my parents are iranian immigrants and i have an iranian birth certificate (used to have a passport too when i was a kid but that expired)
me in the retirement home at 12/31/2066 11:59:59 PM getting my brainrot sleeper agent activated
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
me in the retirement home at 12/31/2066 11:59:59 PM getting my brainrot sleeper agent activated
ts is my 600th post ::3c
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ts is my 600th post ::3c
remember when italian government something something tifa final fantasy porn? fun times
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
remember when italian government something something tifa final fantasy porn? fun times
VAAAAAALVE‼️‼️‼️‼️REVEAL THE PRICE OF THE STEAM FRAME AT THE GAME AWARDS (and make it no more than $599 for the 1TB model) AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOOOOOURS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
VAAAAAALVE‼️‼️‼️‼️REVEAL THE PRICE OF THE STEAM FRAME AT THE GAME AWARDS (and make it no more than $599 for the 1TB model) AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOOOOOURS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
if caseoh were made of clay would he be called playdoh
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
if caseoh were made of clay would he be called playdoh
even when my life was down tuah point lower than ever, the hawk rose from the ashes or smth idk
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
even when my life was down tuah point lower than ever, the hawk rose from the ashes or smth idk
those who d'oh
homer simpson is wearing a white shirt and standing in front of a power plant .
Alt: sigma homer
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
those who d'oh
PEAK. PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU H
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
PEAK. PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU H
❌half life 3
✅hawk life 2(ahh)
✅hawk life 2(ahh)
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
❌half life 3
✅hawk life 2(ahh)
✅hawk life 2(ahh)
Hwæt we gooning in among us or however beowulf goes idk
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hwæt we gooning in among us or however beowulf goes idk
TIL why gifs with the word "condition" show up when you look up "shartnite" on tenor. it's bc google translate thinks "shartnite" is uzbek for "condition"
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
TIL why gifs with the word "condition" show up when you look up "shartnite" on tenor. it's bc google translate thinks "shartnite" is uzbek for "condition"
store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/...
as of now, my steam wishlist is in the order of:
indie games
"""friendslop"""
yakuza 0
helldivers 2
all the jackbox titles i don't have yet
the steam frame
vr games
as of now, my steam wishlist is in the order of:
indie games
"""friendslop"""
yakuza 0
helldivers 2
all the jackbox titles i don't have yet
the steam frame
vr games
store.steampowered.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/...
as of now, my steam wishlist is in the order of:
indie games
"""friendslop"""
yakuza 0
helldivers 2
all the jackbox titles i don't have yet
the steam frame
vr games
as of now, my steam wishlist is in the order of:
indie games
"""friendslop"""
yakuza 0
helldivers 2
all the jackbox titles i don't have yet
the steam frame
vr games
there we go, missed a couple
i've finally finished unreposting every post i've ever reposted
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
there we go, missed a couple
what if instead of hawk 2 ahh it was hawk 67 ahh
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
what if instead of hawk 2 ahh it was hawk 67 ahh