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vice (#1 hawk tuah fan)
@objectscountries.bsky.social
EN (N)/FR (B1)/FA (A1)
19yo
linux user, ktane modder and 2xko player
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10. no fire aspect bc it's basically a flamethrower
this idea also courtesy of darcy
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
9. i must replant every tree i cut down
this idea also courtesy of flare
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
8. no acacia wood because a lot of acacia species are endangered and no jungle wood for obvious reasons
this idea also courtesy of darcy
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
7. i cannot kill:
- pandas
- polar bears
- dolphins
- villagers
- piglins
- zombies (desecrating remains is immortal)
- skeletons (same logic)
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
6. no unethical mob farms, animals must be free-range
idea courtesy of @flare022708.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
5. i cannot use regular coal since it's bad for the environment, i must use clean energy sources like charcoal, nor can i make a boat highway out of ice bc the ice caps are melting
idea courtesy of darcy from @gooprealm5000.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
4. i've heard jack black is a zionist so i can't use FLINT AND STEEL‼️, a CRAFTING TABLE‼️, a SLIME CUBE‼️, an ELYTRA WINGSUIT‼️, and i cannot WATER BUCKET‼️RELEASE‼️
but in order to make this possible, i can use ENDER PEARL‼️s and go to THE NETHER‼️
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
3. i cannot steal villagers' beds or chests because that would be colonialism
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
2. i'm using the vanilla tweaks add-on that gives different villagers different skin tones, so in order to abide by DEI i have to make an equal number of trades in each kind of village
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
1. always refer to animal mobs with it/its and anthro mobs with they/them unless otherwise specified (i.e. the ender dragon is canonically female so i must use she/her for her)
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
don't hawk the tuah, tuah the hawk
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
bold of you to assume they wash their dishes
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
we are hailey welch we spit on that thang
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
also somewhat related: i lowkey can't listen to tenna's battle theme without crying tears of peak
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM