ObligatoryToast
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A compulsory part of your daily breakfast. Slice of life. Miniatures. Librarian. im gay. Kind of a huge bitch.
She/her/they/them
NoVA
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NoVA
Oh, to be an excellent cook, have a big librar, and have a fat ass. Nigella is truly living.
I know I am not supposed to be covetous of others, but this rule doesn’t apply when discussing book assemblages. Full on envious of Ms. Nigella Lawson. 📖 📕
January 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Oh, to be an excellent cook, have a big librar, and have a fat ass. Nigella is truly living.
The last spins of 2025
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The last spins of 2025
Last dinner of 2025, first breakfast of 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Last dinner of 2025, first breakfast of 2026.
“I don’t have any vices”
Children. His vices are children. Make no mistake, this person should never be left alone with a child.
Children. His vices are children. Make no mistake, this person should never be left alone with a child.
Nick Shirley, who just got day care funding canceled for families across 🇺🇸 with a misleading viral video in Minnesota, says “they” won’t be able to get him because he doesn’t drink or do drugs and he’s a virgin
January 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
“I don’t have any vices”
Children. His vices are children. Make no mistake, this person should never be left alone with a child.
Children. His vices are children. Make no mistake, this person should never be left alone with a child.
As a reminder: right of first copy does not apply to digital media. Anything you purchase as a download can be taken from you without notice.
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
As a reminder: right of first copy does not apply to digital media. Anything you purchase as a download can be taken from you without notice.
Got a criterion channel subscription for Christmas, and would you believe that Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence isn’t a Christmas movie?
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Got a criterion channel subscription for Christmas, and would you believe that Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence isn’t a Christmas movie?
December 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This was a wild story and happened while I was doing my MLIS
I briefly worked in the archives at the Catholic University of America, and during some renovation work the staff found the dress worn by Judy Garland in the Wizard of Oz. There was a story that it was gifted to the longtime theatre director, but the dress had disappeared 1/2
December 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This was a wild story and happened while I was doing my MLIS
i got my record player set up!
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
i got my record player set up!
What was the point of her getting lip injections???
“That is what it looks like when you zoom in on a mugshot of someone who killed her whole family in a meth-fueled rage after their MLM fell apart. That is a woman who bought too many leggings.”
—my wife
—my wife
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
What was the point of her getting lip injections???
… Luigi Mangione he is not.
It’s kind of incredible how little has been published about this guy and how little conservatives seem to care. Did people just forget these people were screeching for civil war when they thought he was a liberal?
Suspected Charlie Kirk assassin makes first in-person court appearance
The Utah man charged with killing Charlie Kirk made his first in-person court appearance Thursday as his attorneys pushed to further limit media access in the high-profile criminal case.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
… Luigi Mangione he is not.
In contrast, I’m fucking stoked she got fired because racist coworkers are always the laziest and shittiest and firing them is always a massive morale boost.
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
In contrast, I’m fucking stoked she got fired because racist coworkers are always the laziest and shittiest and firing them is always a massive morale boost.
I feel like publishers should start asking for advances back.
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I feel like publishers should start asking for advances back.
He’s really out here with “fuck all y’all kids.”
main economic message from
the president is that you will be poorer and you will like it
the president is that you will be poorer and you will like it
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
He’s really out here with “fuck all y’all kids.”
Sometimes, we make art with our words.
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Sometimes, we make art with our words.
Fun fact: Franklin the Turtle is Canadian, born and bred.
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Fun fact: Franklin the Turtle is Canadian, born and bred.
Younger me woulda fucked shit UP if I had access to alcohol markers
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Younger me woulda fucked shit UP if I had access to alcohol markers
Respectfully, i stopped buying new devices hard stop once weed became legal in my state and i have never been happier, richer, and more resinous.
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Respectfully, i stopped buying new devices hard stop once weed became legal in my state and i have never been happier, richer, and more resinous.
I legitimately thought Bond was a Dread Pirate Roberts situation. Like, no one reasonably believes it’s the same fucking dude.
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I legitimately thought Bond was a Dread Pirate Roberts situation. Like, no one reasonably believes it’s the same fucking dude.
It chaps his ass so bad that we didn’t worship him like he thought we should, lmao.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It chaps his ass so bad that we didn’t worship him like he thought we should, lmao.
Ya’ll know what I’m talkin’ ’bout
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ya’ll know what I’m talkin’ ’bout
They changed the recipe of Bold Chex Mix and I am MAD mad.
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They changed the recipe of Bold Chex Mix and I am MAD mad.
*long deep breath* aaaaAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Q: A lot of Rs, including the Lt Gov, ran on keeping the good times going. Given the Lt Gov lost by 15, Rs are on track to lose more than a dozen House seats, is it possible Virginians don't see your admin the same way you do?
YOUNGKIN: I believe Virginians thoroughly support what we've been doing
YOUNGKIN: I believe Virginians thoroughly support what we've been doing
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
*long deep breath* aaaaAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My man knew whassup
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My man knew whassup