Oburiiiii
@oburii.bsky.social
Millennial Baba Yaga, Bagel Enthusiast, Sweet Tooth, Neurospicy, Confusingly Multilingual✨️👺🥯🍡🌶🤔
The metal remix of the Chocobo song from "Final Fantasy VII Rebirth" is the song that should be played in all Hot Topic stores
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The metal remix of the Chocobo song from "Final Fantasy VII Rebirth" is the song that should be played in all Hot Topic stores
Was I possessed by the ghost of an old Québécoise for 4 seconds on my commute this morning? Perhaps. Did I shout "tabarnak, esti calisse de marde" at someone who shoulder checked me on the curb? Abso fucking lument!
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Was I possessed by the ghost of an old Québécoise for 4 seconds on my commute this morning? Perhaps. Did I shout "tabarnak, esti calisse de marde" at someone who shoulder checked me on the curb? Abso fucking lument!
I bit into a crunchy banana and I am Not Okay ™️
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I bit into a crunchy banana and I am Not Okay ™️
Time for another round of "Is It 🌿🚬 or Did Someone Startle a Skunk Nearby?" 🦨
September 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Time for another round of "Is It 🌿🚬 or Did Someone Startle a Skunk Nearby?" 🦨
When your neighbors constantly remind you that your work-life balance is nonexistent 🙃
Yes, Petunia, I KNOW I haven't had a holiday for myself since the beginning of this year🫠😤 You can stop pointing it out🤡
Yes, Petunia, I KNOW I haven't had a holiday for myself since the beginning of this year🫠😤 You can stop pointing it out🤡
August 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
When your neighbors constantly remind you that your work-life balance is nonexistent 🙃
Yes, Petunia, I KNOW I haven't had a holiday for myself since the beginning of this year🫠😤 You can stop pointing it out🤡
Yes, Petunia, I KNOW I haven't had a holiday for myself since the beginning of this year🫠😤 You can stop pointing it out🤡
Work/life balance, WHOMST?!
July 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Work/life balance, WHOMST?!
I'm about to throw hands at the entire American job market
July 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm about to throw hands at the entire American job market
A word to the wise: let me have my morning coffee/tea in peace, or so help me glob, I'll give you a scathing glare, curse your name, and wither your crops (and probably cry, let's be realistic here).
March 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A word to the wise: let me have my morning coffee/tea in peace, or so help me glob, I'll give you a scathing glare, curse your name, and wither your crops (and probably cry, let's be realistic here).
Giving the novel "Shogun" another chance by listening to the audio book. Such a captivating narrative, but haaaaaaate/loathe entirely how the narrator says "samurai". What in the HECK is a "sa-MEW-rye", my dude????
February 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Giving the novel "Shogun" another chance by listening to the audio book. Such a captivating narrative, but haaaaaaate/loathe entirely how the narrator says "samurai". What in the HECK is a "sa-MEW-rye", my dude????
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Uni ate a whole chicken again today…!?
Chicken Boy!
Chicken Boy!
February 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Uni ate a whole chicken again today…!?
Chicken Boy!
Chicken Boy!
Carded at the wedding, girly-wigs! 🤯😅
February 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Carded at the wedding, girly-wigs! 🤯😅
May the rat bastardry and ass hattery not drag us down.
January 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
May the rat bastardry and ass hattery not drag us down.
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Uni, you ate a whole chicken again!?
Chicken Boy!!!
Chicken Boy!!!
January 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Uni, you ate a whole chicken again!?
Chicken Boy!!!
Chicken Boy!!!
Monte Cristo sandwich on challah French toast? GAME CHANGER.
January 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Monte Cristo sandwich on challah French toast? GAME CHANGER.
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RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.
January 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.
季節のうつ病なのか本当にキャリアの道を変わって、日本に移動するべきなのかな。
January 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
季節のうつ病なのか本当にキャリアの道を変わって、日本に移動するべきなのかな。
"Every christening needs a scary b*tch and her crow!"
December 22, 2024 at 2:03 PM
"Every christening needs a scary b*tch and her crow!"
I just got asked by a French woman who came into my workplace where I'm from.
I said that I'm from the Midwest.
Then she said she thought I was from Eastern Europe because of my accent and my blonde hair.
Mind you, this is the second time something similar has happened to me this month.
I said that I'm from the Midwest.
Then she said she thought I was from Eastern Europe because of my accent and my blonde hair.
Mind you, this is the second time something similar has happened to me this month.
December 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I just got asked by a French woman who came into my workplace where I'm from.
I said that I'm from the Midwest.
Then she said she thought I was from Eastern Europe because of my accent and my blonde hair.
Mind you, this is the second time something similar has happened to me this month.
I said that I'm from the Midwest.
Then she said she thought I was from Eastern Europe because of my accent and my blonde hair.
Mind you, this is the second time something similar has happened to me this month.
I'm convinced that taking refuge in a sea of weighted blankets and unlimited cups of tea would fix me.
December 9, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I'm convinced that taking refuge in a sea of weighted blankets and unlimited cups of tea would fix me.
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"Once upon a time," he said out loud to the darkness. He said these words because they were the best, the most powerful words that he knew and just the saying of them comforted him.
December 9, 2024 at 12:56 AM
"Once upon a time," he said out loud to the darkness. He said these words because they were the best, the most powerful words that he knew and just the saying of them comforted him.
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Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — there to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories
December 9, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — there to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories
I just waltzed in from lunch break with a glob of shmear from my bagel on my face, nbd 💀
December 8, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I just waltzed in from lunch break with a glob of shmear from my bagel on my face, nbd 💀
tfw you work in a field that requires you to maintain all of the tact and diplomacy, but your face has subtitles 🫥
December 2, 2024 at 8:01 PM
tfw you work in a field that requires you to maintain all of the tact and diplomacy, but your face has subtitles 🫥
Born to hibernate, forced to be another cog in the capitalist machine.
December 1, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Born to hibernate, forced to be another cog in the capitalist machine.
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