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Hagatha Crusty
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Crusty Hag
Definitely janky, somewhat sus.
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
12 cuz vegetarian
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
cum only does that when it's stressed
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Is this a metaphor for capitalism?
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Goth roses
February 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I'll take it
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Spring form cake pan! Yeah, just tucked it in tight and trimmed it about halfway up.
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Yeah, we use a mix of natural gas along with our pellet stove
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Thank you! Our neighbors gave us a full 15 count set of carnival glass dishes and I love getting to use them, even if it's only once a year.
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Saaame. I had to give up like half the shit I eat and drink and coffee was definitely the hardest. Tomatoes are probably second.
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Crowns, West Virginia
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
NYOOM!
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
It's the most fun ever, like actually magical, and I worked for the org for over a decade but any and all criticism of it is valid and earned.
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
He knew the Vatican would poison him haha
February 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
The whole event has so much cursed lore. I should write a book.
February 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You can dump them all in a casserole dish and call it 7 layer dip.
February 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM