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Hagatha Crusty
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Crusty Hag
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I'm sorry, but LOOK at this quiche I MADE with my HANDS
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Hosting a dinner party for our snowshoe club today. Quiche, shepherds pie, pumpkin soup, fresh bread and strawberry trifle.
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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If only it said "Fight Club" it'd be 'things right-wing men love but utterly do not understand' bingo.
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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me watching curling again for the first time in four years: man, rough positioning for this hammer, norway looking pretty frozen on the button, you curl in down that channel from the left there and maybe you have a shot to cut the bleed but italy's not taking this end,
February 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
On my knees begging everyone to watch The Lowdown. I have no clue how they'll make a second season of that, but I can't wait to find out.
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Me coded characters
February 6, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Seriously why are eggnoodles poverty coded like bagged cereal?
Why are most pastas in fancy boxes with sexy peek-a-boo windows and egg noodles are in those shitty bags that explode the second you try to open them?
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Why are most pastas in fancy boxes with sexy peek-a-boo windows and egg noodles are in those shitty bags that explode the second you try to open them?
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
They're trying to build an ice facility in SLC across the street from Specialized bikes. Just so folks know.
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Instead of reading this everyone should watch this instead
youtu.be/iZAdiZEIuMM?...
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Animal House
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
February 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.

One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Sus af Human Nature lentil snacks. You're on notice.
February 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Snowshoe day!
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Rumpy-pumpy in the mum-pum pum-pum
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Crucify Billionaires
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I have a sub-genius friend who used to say he tries to believe every conspiracy just a little bit and i finally get it.
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
My mom and I have a complicated relationship but she *gets* me
January 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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im a simple man i like pop music and gay things
January 30, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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i would gladly kill any of my followers to bring catherine o’hara back, even for just one day. preferably it would be a guy. doesn’t have to be just one either
January 30, 2026 at 8:19 PM