Trolls are mostly not getting banned you know. They think they are, but they are just blocked and added to blocklists, labelled, and having some of their posts effectively shadow-banned. Check your advanced settings under moderation to see the default is to hide such posts.

Hallo, welcome to Bluesky!

Two is greater than one. 2>1

That is a photograph of a cat.

This is funny because the first sentence leads to the impression of some bodily metabolic reason for burning the calories, but then the second sentence reveals it was a physical burning of a food product.

It is also sad though, because burnt pizza means a delicious food is no longer delicious food.

The BlueSky logo is a butterfly.

The moon is real.

These are references to 2 popular cartoons that started in the 20th century: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Garfield.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had turtle characters that enjoyed eating pizza, and Garfield was the name of the cat that liked lasagne.

"Bob's your uncle" is a phrase.

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Typically people say it at the end of giving simple instructions instead of saying "and then it's done"

The crow is the one in the bottom left of the image.

This is a drill

These are correct facts you have stated. This is in line with the behavior expected from somebody with the username "Captain Obvious", which you do indeed possess.

This is funny because there's currently a meme about how often guys think about the Roman empire, and this cartoon is of a guy in the Roman empire thinking about another historical empire.