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@obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social
There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
When a book flops, they buy up all the copies, cram them in a warehouse, and declare it a “best seller,” but it’s kinda hard to do that with a movie.
Of course they’ll just lie.
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Of course they’ll just lie.
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January 26, 2026 at 7:42 PM
When a book flops, they buy up all the copies, cram them in a warehouse, and declare it a “best seller,” but it’s kinda hard to do that with a movie.
Of course they’ll just lie.
🍿
Of course they’ll just lie.
🍿
Now that’s what I call 1/3 of a Scaramucci
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Now that’s what I call 1/3 of a Scaramucci
The first step is admitting you have a problem, & the vast majority of Trump voters will never get there.
Engaging with these people is an utter waste of time when they have their media pacifiers telling them what they want to hear 24/7.
Focus should be getting the apathetic off the benches.
Engaging with these people is an utter waste of time when they have their media pacifiers telling them what they want to hear 24/7.
Focus should be getting the apathetic off the benches.
January 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The first step is admitting you have a problem, & the vast majority of Trump voters will never get there.
Engaging with these people is an utter waste of time when they have their media pacifiers telling them what they want to hear 24/7.
Focus should be getting the apathetic off the benches.
Engaging with these people is an utter waste of time when they have their media pacifiers telling them what they want to hear 24/7.
Focus should be getting the apathetic off the benches.
Maybe OT but whenever I see a BB reference I think about Mike Reiss (Simpson’s writer), who said that a sense of humor is not the ability to laugh at a joke, it’s the ability to laugh at YOURSELF.
This is why Rs will never be funny. Might as well expect them to be a foot taller.
This is why Rs will never be funny. Might as well expect them to be a foot taller.
January 25, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Maybe OT but whenever I see a BB reference I think about Mike Reiss (Simpson’s writer), who said that a sense of humor is not the ability to laugh at a joke, it’s the ability to laugh at YOURSELF.
This is why Rs will never be funny. Might as well expect them to be a foot taller.
This is why Rs will never be funny. Might as well expect them to be a foot taller.
It looks like his website might be down.
January 25, 2026 at 7:18 PM
It looks like his website might be down.
Tony Robbins, oh good lord
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Tony Robbins, oh good lord
“The more you try to fight it, the more it will hurt.”
January 24, 2026 at 8:13 PM
“The more you try to fight it, the more it will hurt.”
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@schumer.senate.gov
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@schumer.senate.gov
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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@schumer.senate.gov
January 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Local cops generally want to live to go home to their families after their shift & they have enough training to know that these ICE goons are a danger to them as well as the public.
Cops also SHOULD know by now that they’ll be thrown under the bus by the feds as soon as things go bad.
Cops also SHOULD know by now that they’ll be thrown under the bus by the feds as soon as things go bad.
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Local cops generally want to live to go home to their families after their shift & they have enough training to know that these ICE goons are a danger to them as well as the public.
Cops also SHOULD know by now that they’ll be thrown under the bus by the feds as soon as things go bad.
Cops also SHOULD know by now that they’ll be thrown under the bus by the feds as soon as things go bad.
Go to Reddit, it’s on r/minneapolis
January 24, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Go to Reddit, it’s on r/minneapolis
People who have watched it might want to consider downloading it, just in case it starts getting disappeared from the internet by our free-speech-loving government.
January 24, 2026 at 4:13 PM
People who have watched it might want to consider downloading it, just in case it starts getting disappeared from the internet by our free-speech-loving government.
Goodbye, asshat. You will not be missed.
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Goodbye, asshat. You will not be missed.
He already believes he’s a martyr. He’s already gotten away with every crime committed in Trump1. He’s already “emboldened.” He’ll always have 25-32% support.
There’s nothing left to lose by one or more failed impeachments, but there’s a lot to gain, even if he’s not removed at first (or ever).
There’s nothing left to lose by one or more failed impeachments, but there’s a lot to gain, even if he’s not removed at first (or ever).
January 23, 2026 at 9:58 PM
He already believes he’s a martyr. He’s already gotten away with every crime committed in Trump1. He’s already “emboldened.” He’ll always have 25-32% support.
There’s nothing left to lose by one or more failed impeachments, but there’s a lot to gain, even if he’s not removed at first (or ever).
There’s nothing left to lose by one or more failed impeachments, but there’s a lot to gain, even if he’s not removed at first (or ever).
There’s a word for that, and it’s “grooming”
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 PM
There’s a word for that, and it’s “grooming”
This is great. Thank you for writing it!
The part about starting Whiskey Fridays on Tuesdays hit very close to home. 👍
The part about starting Whiskey Fridays on Tuesdays hit very close to home. 👍
January 23, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This is great. Thank you for writing it!
The part about starting Whiskey Fridays on Tuesdays hit very close to home. 👍
The part about starting Whiskey Fridays on Tuesdays hit very close to home. 👍
Conservatives have been trotting this eye-roller out every time it gets cold for 20 years. They think it’s both logically sound and genuinely hilarious, and they think that because they are stupid.
January 23, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Conservatives have been trotting this eye-roller out every time it gets cold for 20 years. They think it’s both logically sound and genuinely hilarious, and they think that because they are stupid.
Listen president Criminal Bozo, there IS an explanation and it’s a very good one, but it would be wasted on someone who won’t listen and doesn’t care, so we’re not going to bother telling you. It’s a secret.
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Listen president Criminal Bozo, there IS an explanation and it’s a very good one, but it would be wasted on someone who won’t listen and doesn’t care, so we’re not going to bother telling you. It’s a secret.
Defamation and malicious prosecution lawsuits, stat.
I mean, I know it’s hard to sue the government but this is about as open and shut as it gets, right? They just admitted it.
I mean, I know it’s hard to sue the government but this is about as open and shut as it gets, right? They just admitted it.
January 22, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Defamation and malicious prosecution lawsuits, stat.
I mean, I know it’s hard to sue the government but this is about as open and shut as it gets, right? They just admitted it.
I mean, I know it’s hard to sue the government but this is about as open and shut as it gets, right? They just admitted it.