Abider
@obvsnotagolfer.bsky.social
There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
Goon1 tries to open her car door; she gets scared and starts turning the car around. Meanwhile, Goon2 (shooter) has positioned himself near the front corner of her car to try to prevent her from driving away so Goon1 can get her out of the car.
When it’s clear she’s getting away, Goon2 opens fire.
When it’s clear she’s getting away, Goon2 opens fire.
A slowed-down version of the Minneapolis ICE shooting from the 3 known angles where you can see one masked agent trying to take the woman out of her car and the other ICE agent shooting through her driver-side window.
This is murder.
Via X.
This is murder.
Via X.
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Goon1 tries to open her car door; she gets scared and starts turning the car around. Meanwhile, Goon2 (shooter) has positioned himself near the front corner of her car to try to prevent her from driving away so Goon1 can get her out of the car.
When it’s clear she’s getting away, Goon2 opens fire.
When it’s clear she’s getting away, Goon2 opens fire.
Today is the 5th anniversary of Mike Pence refusing to get into a limo because he wasn’t sure if his boss was trying to murder him and his family.
January 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Today is the 5th anniversary of Mike Pence refusing to get into a limo because he wasn’t sure if his boss was trying to murder him and his family.
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The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
At Trump’s FIRST inaugural, Pastor R. Jeffress of 1st Baptist-Dallas said that the true measure of a leader is “what it takes to stop him.”
As shameless & morally bankrupt as that statement was, it was at least honest.
Generations will now pay for our utter failure to recognize & respond to it.
As shameless & morally bankrupt as that statement was, it was at least honest.
Generations will now pay for our utter failure to recognize & respond to it.
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
At Trump’s FIRST inaugural, Pastor R. Jeffress of 1st Baptist-Dallas said that the true measure of a leader is “what it takes to stop him.”
As shameless & morally bankrupt as that statement was, it was at least honest.
Generations will now pay for our utter failure to recognize & respond to it.
As shameless & morally bankrupt as that statement was, it was at least honest.
Generations will now pay for our utter failure to recognize & respond to it.
I hope the MAGA chuds who said they like Trump because he’s “against wars” are all limbered up for the mental gymnastics that will be required today.
Don’t pull a hammy, you stupid MFers!
Don’t pull a hammy, you stupid MFers!
January 3, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I hope the MAGA chuds who said they like Trump because he’s “against wars” are all limbered up for the mental gymnastics that will be required today.
Don’t pull a hammy, you stupid MFers!
Don’t pull a hammy, you stupid MFers!
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We've been upgraded from 'forever wars' to 'whatever wars'.
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
We've been upgraded from 'forever wars' to 'whatever wars'.
And they say “only the good die young”
RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
And they say “only the good die young”
“Nubile” is a word I’d like to see shitcanned.
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Nubile” is a word I’d like to see shitcanned.
The best thing most of us can do right now is to starve him of attention.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The best thing most of us can do right now is to starve him of attention.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.
Turn off auto-play of videos, don’t post clips or even screenshots of this bs “address,” don’t even like or re-post hot takes. All of it—even the criticism—feeds the monster.
Don’t watch. Don’t click.
STARVE HIM OUT.
Breaking things is easy, so of course you can cram a lot of destruction into 11 months.
Imagine what they’ll “accomplish” with 37 more.
Imagine what they’ll “accomplish” with 37 more.
This accomplished-more-than-any-other-president thing is a psychosis for Trump and his minions. It's such a big lie it's a wonder they don't burst into flames or burst out laughing when they say it.
That's a non-denial denial
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Breaking things is easy, so of course you can cram a lot of destruction into 11 months.
Imagine what they’ll “accomplish” with 37 more.
Imagine what they’ll “accomplish” with 37 more.
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This accomplished-more-than-any-other-president thing is a psychosis for Trump and his minions. It's such a big lie it's a wonder they don't burst into flames or burst out laughing when they say it.
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This accomplished-more-than-any-other-president thing is a psychosis for Trump and his minions. It's such a big lie it's a wonder they don't burst into flames or burst out laughing when they say it.
“Yes, you’re very smart. Now shut up.”
Just one of the *many* Rob-Reiner-movie one-liners on heavy quote rotation in our household.
RIP 💔
Just one of the *many* Rob-Reiner-movie one-liners on heavy quote rotation in our household.
RIP 💔
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Yes, you’re very smart. Now shut up.”
Just one of the *many* Rob-Reiner-movie one-liners on heavy quote rotation in our household.
RIP 💔
Just one of the *many* Rob-Reiner-movie one-liners on heavy quote rotation in our household.
RIP 💔
Really looking forward to the CBS News Town Hall retrospective examining the amazing life and artistic achievements of Rob Reiner, which will surely be aired forthwith.
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Really looking forward to the CBS News Town Hall retrospective examining the amazing life and artistic achievements of Rob Reiner, which will surely be aired forthwith.
Opinion | What Trump Is Really Doing With His Boat Strikes
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Allow me to introduce the song
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Allow me to introduce the song
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
Who you calling piggy, fatso
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Who you calling piggy, fatso
“As the emails stretch through the years”
G
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F
O
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with that bullshit
G
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F
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with that bullshit
a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“As the emails stretch through the years”
G
T
F
O
H
with that bullshit
G
T
F
O
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with that bullshit
“Look for the helpers”
—Mr. Rogers
—Mr. Rogers
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“Look for the helpers”
—Mr. Rogers
—Mr. Rogers
Wordle in 3 and went straight to Queen Bee with no hints today, AMA
👊
👊
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wordle in 3 and went straight to Queen Bee with no hints today, AMA
👊
👊
Grift, Laugh, Snooze
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Grift, Laugh, Snooze
Trump helping Scott Adams is going to be played as the feel-good story of the century on RW media.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Trump helping Scott Adams is going to be played as the feel-good story of the century on RW media.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
Other countries: “He’s made it clear that he’s open to bribes, this costs us nothing, will prob get him to back off on tariffs, & the Nobel committee will never give it to him anyway.”
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Other countries: “He’s made it clear that he’s open to bribes, this costs us nothing, will prob get him to back off on tariffs, & the Nobel committee will never give it to him anyway.”
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
The 1st emoluments clause scandal back in ‘17 was the political-corruption equivalent of Sandy Hook.
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
Supreme Court Ducks an Opportunity on Trump Emoluments Cases
The justices have left an anti-corruption hole that Congress should fill.
www.brennancenter.org
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The 1st emoluments clause scandal back in ‘17 was the political-corruption equivalent of Sandy Hook.
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
Don’t forget that ridiculous construction projects are a time-honored vehicle for laundering/disappearing an assload of money.
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Don’t forget that ridiculous construction projects are a time-honored vehicle for laundering/disappearing an assload of money.
It’s well known that if you give the bully a *little* of your lunch money, he’ll leave you alone forever.
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s well known that if you give the bully a *little* of your lunch money, he’ll leave you alone forever.