Occam’s Rusty Spoon
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I write code and stuff. Luddite 🐀 #LFC #Padres
WFH benefits
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
WFH benefits
I want to study the brains of people who can’t understand probably the most obvious shit in human history.
Oh you mean the transphobes don’t accept you, a trans woman, even though you threw a bunch of other trans people under the fucking wheels of the bus?
I am fucking shocked!
Oh you mean the transphobes don’t accept you, a trans woman, even though you threw a bunch of other trans people under the fucking wheels of the bus?
I am fucking shocked!
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I want to study the brains of people who can’t understand probably the most obvious shit in human history.
Oh you mean the transphobes don’t accept you, a trans woman, even though you threw a bunch of other trans people under the fucking wheels of the bus?
I am fucking shocked!
Oh you mean the transphobes don’t accept you, a trans woman, even though you threw a bunch of other trans people under the fucking wheels of the bus?
I am fucking shocked!
This dude is definitely gonna die in this movie. But he will die while being too cool for school.
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This dude is definitely gonna die in this movie. But he will die while being too cool for school.
It’s hilarious and also it hurts because it’s all true.
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It’s hilarious and also it hurts because it’s all true.
No matter how you feel about this image. We can all agree. 98R WINE.
October 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No matter how you feel about this image. We can all agree. 98R WINE.
Guys my dog likes to sleep behind the bed I keep on the couch and draped over the arm rest.
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Guys my dog likes to sleep behind the bed I keep on the couch and draped over the arm rest.
A lot of people think this is just a stupid defense of the young republicans when I think it’s pretty clear this is a signal to the base of white ethno-nationalists.
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A lot of people think this is just a stupid defense of the young republicans when I think it’s pretty clear this is a signal to the base of white ethno-nationalists.
Have a pic of the dogs begging for my lunch today.
It was salmon.
Yes they got some.
It was salmon.
Yes they got some.
October 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Have a pic of the dogs begging for my lunch today.
It was salmon.
Yes they got some.
It was salmon.
Yes they got some.
The rise of online gambling platforms is a plague.
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The rise of online gambling platforms is a plague.
Just fucking like… take some pride in your fucking uniform… stop flagging your comrade with your weapon even if it’s unloaded.
Christ.
Don’t make me start sounding like a right wing “patriot”.
Christ.
Don’t make me start sounding like a right wing “patriot”.
October 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Just fucking like… take some pride in your fucking uniform… stop flagging your comrade with your weapon even if it’s unloaded.
Christ.
Don’t make me start sounding like a right wing “patriot”.
Christ.
Don’t make me start sounding like a right wing “patriot”.
Asked my dog if she’d still love me when no longer young and beautiful and honestly she didn’t seem like she would.
October 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Asked my dog if she’d still love me when no longer young and beautiful and honestly she didn’t seem like she would.
I’m thinking of doing a beard this year, also why do I look vaguely surprised?
October 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m thinking of doing a beard this year, also why do I look vaguely surprised?
Me annoying Sombra.
October 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Me annoying Sombra.
Have some dogs.
October 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Have some dogs.
Sometimes my dog gets weird and stops accepting treats (working on figuring out why) and she is carrying around the treat she doesn’t want to eat so that the other dog can’t have it.
October 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Sometimes my dog gets weird and stops accepting treats (working on figuring out why) and she is carrying around the treat she doesn’t want to eat so that the other dog can’t have it.
Finally this desk setup is paying off
September 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Finally this desk setup is paying off
Guess we are done with work for the day.
September 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Guess we are done with work for the day.
This is the shit I missed while on vacation. Just turning around to find a dog has come in to nap behind you.
September 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This is the shit I missed while on vacation. Just turning around to find a dog has come in to nap behind you.
Throwing stickers on a new water bottle to replace the one I lost to TSA. Forgot I had this beans sticker.
September 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Throwing stickers on a new water bottle to replace the one I lost to TSA. Forgot I had this beans sticker.
This is the face of dog tummy aches. For just the cost of a coffee a week, you could support tummy ache dogs all around my house.
September 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is the face of dog tummy aches. For just the cost of a coffee a week, you could support tummy ache dogs all around my house.
Two Padres games this week. Also did the zoos. I’ve walked so much this week. My feet beg for death.
September 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Two Padres games this week. Also did the zoos. I’ve walked so much this week. My feet beg for death.
Honestly I think ABC deserves all of this and more. They paid the bribe the first time. They caved to pressure from Carr and pushed Kimmel off air for a few days. Why wouldn’t Trump threaten to sue them again?
They either stand against this now or they’ll be paying him forever.
They either stand against this now or they’ll be paying him forever.
September 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Honestly I think ABC deserves all of this and more. They paid the bribe the first time. They caved to pressure from Carr and pushed Kimmel off air for a few days. Why wouldn’t Trump threaten to sue them again?
They either stand against this now or they’ll be paying him forever.
They either stand against this now or they’ll be paying him forever.
The biggest problem I have with traveling and vacation is that I spend so much time with my dogs that when I get to my hotel I start to immediately miss the dogs.
They’re having fun times with the dog sitter I moved into my house for the week.
They’re having fun times with the dog sitter I moved into my house for the week.
September 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The biggest problem I have with traveling and vacation is that I spend so much time with my dogs that when I get to my hotel I start to immediately miss the dogs.
They’re having fun times with the dog sitter I moved into my house for the week.
They’re having fun times with the dog sitter I moved into my house for the week.
This is why I’m convinced Democrats have a losing fetish and I refuse to participate in this perversion.
September 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is why I’m convinced Democrats have a losing fetish and I refuse to participate in this perversion.