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Scott
@odinsbeard.bsky.social
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Don't panic. He/him.
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Lmao
An ad on X for Chipotle, that claims to have no delivery fee, has been community noted. The note states that prices are 30% higher on delivery versus pickup.
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Incredible sign at the Seattle Torrent game
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Lmao
Kiké Hernandez posing next to someone’s butt which has a tattoo of Kirby (from the Nintendo game series) hoisting the MLB championship trophy
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Phillies are cursed until she gives the kid the ball back
Phillies fan Karen who argued with a kids manager (dad) until she got a home run ball back
October 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Shop next to my house does croissant cones, and has dole whip. Dangerous.
July 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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LOOK AT HIM
Photo of Dubs, a husky puppy, mascot for the University of Washington.
July 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Incredible shirt my wife bought me
Poster selfie wearing a shirt advertising “Les Frères Heureux,” a fictional restaurant from the sitcom “Frasier.”
June 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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My wife’s notes from our kid’s end of year music recital.
Concert highlights: winds teacher thanked us for locking in.[redacted] face when a kid dropped his clarinet Sounds like someone is killing sufjan stevens Saxophone looks really difficult How do the teachers keep a straight face?
May 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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My first thought here was that Chris Barrett was even shittier than I thought but I think he actually confused dilbert guy with a different Scott Adams. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_A...
Screenshot of Benny Johnson tweeting condolences to Scott Adams re: prostate cancer, retweeted by Christoper Barrett.
May 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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*slapping the side of my pc* this baby can fit so much malware
May 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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This led me to the Wikipedia page for trix and I think this is beautiful
April 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Phishing test, difficulty level: easy
Screenshot of an email that says: ATTENTION: Please be cautious with emails originating outside the organization. Do not click links or open attachments unless you recognize the sender and know the content is safe. IMPORTANT SECURITY NOTICE Due to a recent rise in security breaches in our industry, the Government has mandated higher information security standards. As passwords are the primary mechanism of defense against unauthorized access, we are being required to check the complexity of all employees' passwords and recommend changes if they fall short of the standards. Please assist us in being compliant and visit https://passwordtest/strength-pw.com to test the strength of your passwords. Failure to do so may result in your account being locked out. Thank you for your cooperation,
April 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Coffee mug with a picture of a fried egg that says “over everything”
April 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Attn: @djmosfett.bsky.social
March 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Apropos of nothing here’s an S-tier desert that doesn’t involve icing.
Recipe for seven layer bars. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Crumple and press parchment in small (9x12 inch) pan. Crust: 150 g smashed graham crackers, .5 C melted butter, .5 tsp salt, 2 Tbsp sugar. Mix in bowl, smash flat into pan, cover with .5 can (7 ounces) sweetened condensed milk. Mix heaping .5 C each of butterscotch chips, shredded coconut, semi sweet chocolate chips, and pecans pieces. Pour into pan, level, press down, drizzle rest of sweetened condensed milk. Bake 30-35 min. Let cool.
December 30, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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From Katelyn Jetelina’s substack (your local epidemiologist)

yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/top-6-ques...
August 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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August 10, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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When another boy has an assassination attempt
July 15, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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Meme celebrating the mention of “sports argument stadium” on the “this week in atrocity” bonus podcast.
June 14, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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$30, shipped. Eat shit fanatics.
The user behind this account wearing a bootleg Shohei Ohtani Dodgers jersey
January 5, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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It ain’t got ube in it or nothing?
Body Paint IPA from Reuben’s Brews. It is a purple beer.
November 4, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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Seattle, hello
It’s Scott, drinking a beer
November 3, 2023 at 6:47 PM
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RIP to Dianne Feinstein. To her staff: enjoy your great reward
September 29, 2023 at 2:39 PM
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had to get this out of my brain
Milhouse showing Bart a handful of pogs with caption "Remember Spawn? He's back, in COD form."
September 27, 2023 at 7:17 PM
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Goty 2023
Post to baldurs gate 3 subreddit that says “my penis disappeared and I finally figured out why”
August 17, 2023 at 10:49 PM