Bryce Harper watching Death By Lightning and calling up his Certified Wellness Consultant screaming about how he wants “Graham Bell fingers in his chest cavity” and “bourbon and raw meat shoved up his ass”

If they got rid of those coaches would just be waving their arms a lot more at outfielders. Actually they should do that, it’d be funny

Forgot the alt text, it’s a sign that says “I would download a PWHL team,” would is underlined

They already were but we don’t need to give them anymore reasons

All of the other countries are make fun of us

It’s very funny but also annoying. I could do without the horn.

I think one cop car might be trying to color it around lol

Sending good thoughts your way, brother