OEMichael
@oemichael.bsky.social
For those in the back: WE'LL HAVE OUR HOME AGAIN IS AN ANTHEM WRITTEN TO GLORIFY A VIOLENT REBELLION AGAINST AN ILLEGITIMATE STATE.
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 PM
For those in the back: WE'LL HAVE OUR HOME AGAIN IS AN ANTHEM WRITTEN TO GLORIFY A VIOLENT REBELLION AGAINST AN ILLEGITIMATE STATE.
Guys, I'm sorry for doing an improv bit last month about "the war in Venezuela".
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Guys, I'm sorry for doing an improv bit last month about "the war in Venezuela".
I think it should be safe and legal to tell people to not commit war crimes.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢™. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢™. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I think it should be safe and legal to tell people to not commit war crimes.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢™. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢™. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Simple statements of fact are usually lawful.
FALSE, UNLAWFUL – “HANG THEM -- GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD!“¹
TRUE, LAWFUL – “The President is corrupt, you must not obey unlawful orders.”
¹ Trump v. United States (2024) gives immunity for official acts; this statement is arguably not an official act.
FALSE, UNLAWFUL – “HANG THEM -- GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD!“¹
TRUE, LAWFUL – “The President is corrupt, you must not obey unlawful orders.”
¹ Trump v. United States (2024) gives immunity for official acts; this statement is arguably not an official act.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Simple statements of fact are usually lawful.
FALSE, UNLAWFUL – “HANG THEM -- GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD!“¹
TRUE, LAWFUL – “The President is corrupt, you must not obey unlawful orders.”
¹ Trump v. United States (2024) gives immunity for official acts; this statement is arguably not an official act.
FALSE, UNLAWFUL – “HANG THEM -- GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD!“¹
TRUE, LAWFUL – “The President is corrupt, you must not obey unlawful orders.”
¹ Trump v. United States (2024) gives immunity for official acts; this statement is arguably not an official act.
Director of FBI Kash Patel holds up small vial of fentanyl, attempting to justify war on Venezuela
November 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Director of FBI Kash Patel holds up small vial of fentanyl, attempting to justify war on Venezuela
Reposted by OEMichael
A Doug Jones run for governor "will force Tuberville to say just how he will make Alabama better, how he’ll improve the lives of Alabamians," @RoySJ.bsky.social writes.
🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/11/run-doug-run-in-a-real-governors-race-tommy-tuberville-might-trip-over-himself.html
🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/11/run-doug-run-in-a-real-governors-race-tommy-tuberville-might-trip-over-himself.html
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A Doug Jones run for governor "will force Tuberville to say just how he will make Alabama better, how he’ll improve the lives of Alabamians," @RoySJ.bsky.social writes.
🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/11/run-doug-run-in-a-real-governors-race-tommy-tuberville-might-trip-over-himself.html
🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/11/run-doug-run-in-a-real-governors-race-tommy-tuberville-might-trip-over-himself.html
people to primary: Durbin Fetterman Hassan Kaine King Masto Rosen Shaheen
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
people to primary: Durbin Fetterman Hassan Kaine King Masto Rosen Shaheen
Reposted by OEMichael
🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/11/alabama-comedy-club-opened-a-food-pantry-now-its-become-a-hub-for-people-in-need.html
"It’s not just people with plenty that are donating, but we’re seeing small donations from people I know who are struggling," Mollie Holder said.
"It’s not just people with plenty that are donating, but we’re seeing small donations from people I know who are struggling," Mollie Holder said.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/11/alabama-comedy-club-opened-a-food-pantry-now-its-become-a-hub-for-people-in-need.html
"It’s not just people with plenty that are donating, but we’re seeing small donations from people I know who are struggling," Mollie Holder said.
"It’s not just people with plenty that are donating, but we’re seeing small donations from people I know who are struggling," Mollie Holder said.
Reposted by OEMichael
This video is the vibe. We need more of this. We need to call out the spin, and we need to know what victory looks like:
www.tiktok.com/@cypher.j/vi...
www.tiktok.com/@cypher.j/vi...
TikTok video by Justin Scott
www.tiktok.com
June 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This video is the vibe. We need more of this. We need to call out the spin, and we need to know what victory looks like:
www.tiktok.com/@cypher.j/vi...
www.tiktok.com/@cypher.j/vi...
Drake won't be suing Monday--the DA is one who has to file charges when there's been a MURDER IN THE FIRST ON LIVE TV
February 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Drake won't be suing Monday--the DA is one who has to file charges when there's been a MURDER IN THE FIRST ON LIVE TV
FUCK ELON MUSK <- totally legal, 1A
ELON MUSK IS A NAZI PIECE OF SHIT <- also 1A and colorably factual
I WILL NOT BE BIG SAD IF ELON MUSK DIES SOON <- also legal, but not grammatical
I HOPE THE PRESIDENT CHOKES ON A BIGMAC <- possibly illegal under 18 U.S. Code § 373, don't post
ELON MUSK IS A NAZI PIECE OF SHIT <- also 1A and colorably factual
I WILL NOT BE BIG SAD IF ELON MUSK DIES SOON <- also legal, but not grammatical
I HOPE THE PRESIDENT CHOKES ON A BIGMAC <- possibly illegal under 18 U.S. Code § 373, don't post
February 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
FUCK ELON MUSK <- totally legal, 1A
ELON MUSK IS A NAZI PIECE OF SHIT <- also 1A and colorably factual
I WILL NOT BE BIG SAD IF ELON MUSK DIES SOON <- also legal, but not grammatical
I HOPE THE PRESIDENT CHOKES ON A BIGMAC <- possibly illegal under 18 U.S. Code § 373, don't post
ELON MUSK IS A NAZI PIECE OF SHIT <- also 1A and colorably factual
I WILL NOT BE BIG SAD IF ELON MUSK DIES SOON <- also legal, but not grammatical
I HOPE THE PRESIDENT CHOKES ON A BIGMAC <- possibly illegal under 18 U.S. Code § 373, don't post
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I mean no disrespect
but you remember that guy who set himself on fire to alert people to the climate crisis?
How much good did that actually do.
Self annihilation during times of crisis rarely helps. We need you here, and healthy.
Self care is critical. This is a marathon.
but you remember that guy who set himself on fire to alert people to the climate crisis?
How much good did that actually do.
Self annihilation during times of crisis rarely helps. We need you here, and healthy.
Self care is critical. This is a marathon.
February 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I mean no disrespect
but you remember that guy who set himself on fire to alert people to the climate crisis?
How much good did that actually do.
Self annihilation during times of crisis rarely helps. We need you here, and healthy.
Self care is critical. This is a marathon.
but you remember that guy who set himself on fire to alert people to the climate crisis?
How much good did that actually do.
Self annihilation during times of crisis rarely helps. We need you here, and healthy.
Self care is critical. This is a marathon.
TIL about Karl Marx’s sister, Onya, an Olympic sprinter who invented modern starting blocks. They honor her at every race by saying her name.
January 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
TIL about Karl Marx’s sister, Onya, an Olympic sprinter who invented modern starting blocks. They honor her at every race by saying her name.
Reposted by OEMichael
It’s time to pick me. I’m starting a movement
They don’t want DEIA? Let’s pick a day where every woman, minority, disabled, and queer person (and any category I didn’t think of) doesn’t show up to work or class or shops or restaurants. Im thinking April 1st for these fools.
#fightback #deinoshow
They don’t want DEIA? Let’s pick a day where every woman, minority, disabled, and queer person (and any category I didn’t think of) doesn’t show up to work or class or shops or restaurants. Im thinking April 1st for these fools.
#fightback #deinoshow
January 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s time to pick me. I’m starting a movement
They don’t want DEIA? Let’s pick a day where every woman, minority, disabled, and queer person (and any category I didn’t think of) doesn’t show up to work or class or shops or restaurants. Im thinking April 1st for these fools.
#fightback #deinoshow
They don’t want DEIA? Let’s pick a day where every woman, minority, disabled, and queer person (and any category I didn’t think of) doesn’t show up to work or class or shops or restaurants. Im thinking April 1st for these fools.
#fightback #deinoshow
Student loan forgiveness would be a swell Xmas present.
December 11, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Student loan forgiveness would be a swell Xmas present.
Real-and-totally-not-made-up genalpha words:
molten (v.) – to shed an identity or style; from the gerund "molting."
ex: "After the breakup, she molten the goth and now she all tradgirl."
thrum (v.) – to quietly radiate infectious joy.
ex: "She be thrummin', finna get everybody feelin' her vibe."
molten (v.) – to shed an identity or style; from the gerund "molting."
ex: "After the breakup, she molten the goth and now she all tradgirl."
thrum (v.) – to quietly radiate infectious joy.
ex: "She be thrummin', finna get everybody feelin' her vibe."
November 30, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Real-and-totally-not-made-up genalpha words:
molten (v.) – to shed an identity or style; from the gerund "molting."
ex: "After the breakup, she molten the goth and now she all tradgirl."
thrum (v.) – to quietly radiate infectious joy.
ex: "She be thrummin', finna get everybody feelin' her vibe."
molten (v.) – to shed an identity or style; from the gerund "molting."
ex: "After the breakup, she molten the goth and now she all tradgirl."
thrum (v.) – to quietly radiate infectious joy.
ex: "She be thrummin', finna get everybody feelin' her vibe."
Very Important People S02E01 -- I legit laughed so hard I cried. I really needed that. #veryimportantpeople
November 27, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Very Important People S02E01 -- I legit laughed so hard I cried. I really needed that. #veryimportantpeople
I'm really liking the new voice chat option for ChatGPT 4. I'm using the 'Juniper' voice. To me, it sounds like Dulcé Sloan but... code-switched?
October 18, 2023 at 9:58 PM
I'm really liking the new voice chat option for ChatGPT 4. I'm using the 'Juniper' voice. To me, it sounds like Dulcé Sloan but... code-switched?
I wanted Skyrim in Space; what I got was Succulent Thief Simulator v2.
September 22, 2023 at 8:41 PM
I wanted Skyrim in Space; what I got was Succulent Thief Simulator v2.
You weekly reminder that 13 > 9.
September 2, 2023 at 7:21 PM
You weekly reminder that 13 > 9.
"I think he was trying to hit on me, talking about my earrings, and all I wanted to do was scream but instead I was just like 'Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Midjourney w/ high-variation + overheard-on-the-street = :chef's kiss:
Midjourney w/ high-variation + overheard-on-the-street = :chef's kiss:
August 21, 2023 at 7:17 PM
"I think he was trying to hit on me, talking about my earrings, and all I wanted to do was scream but instead I was just like 'Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Midjourney w/ high-variation + overheard-on-the-street = :chef's kiss:
Midjourney w/ high-variation + overheard-on-the-street = :chef's kiss: