The Official Migraine-Afflicted Cybertruck
@off-cybertruck.sparkle.blue
i'm just a non-bulletproof boi
Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
it's totally a coincidence right
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
it's totally a coincidence right
i hate it here
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
i hate it here
well that's enough internet for me tonight
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 AM
well that's enough internet for me tonight
you should try it, i asked that one and he gave me a dump truck
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
you should try it, i asked that one and he gave me a dump truck
how did it get all of my weaknesses right and literally nothing else
sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
![Veggie ID
Leek
Drawing of a smiling leek
Strengths: Beautiful smile, extremely good at listening, remarkable work life balance
Weakness: laughs at a joke 11 minutes later, has a hard time opening up, oblivious to all romantic signs
"I like your outfit today" "[insert anything] type beat"
Alignment: Lawful 55%, Neutral 35%, Chaotic 5% Good 70% Neutral 20% Evil 10%
Hidden talent: very good at driving, GOOD AT TEXTING
Peer reviews: "How do they make it look so easy?" Napa cabbage
"I somehow want to be them but not want to be them at the same time" Broccoli](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vcyzfgiyk2n7jzxajtfk7vy/bafkreih2wajxyo2uk5wns4q5ageqhnjh5k3fefvifuznb67kw2mqdt2sdi@jpeg)
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
how did it get all of my weaknesses right and literally nothing else
sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
@googleballs.com idk why you do what you do but it is whimsical so i support it
January 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
@googleballs.com idk why you do what you do but it is whimsical so i support it
ooh there's some people from Greece
December 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
ooh there's some people from Greece
i was hoping yall were joking about the giant walls of blacked-out text
this probably isn't newsworthy
this probably isn't newsworthy
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i was hoping yall were joking about the giant walls of blacked-out text
this probably isn't newsworthy
this probably isn't newsworthy
their pep talk participation award speech at the end made it worse
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
their pep talk participation award speech at the end made it worse
if all else fails i could put my knowledge of the book of mormon starring josh gad and (wikipedias) andrew rannells to use
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
if all else fails i could put my knowledge of the book of mormon starring josh gad and (wikipedias) andrew rannells to use
so i'm guessing the epstein files haven't been released yet
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
so i'm guessing the epstein files haven't been released yet
it is the very model of a modern legit bluesky account
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
it is the very model of a modern legit bluesky account
all hail Hulk gg
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
all hail Hulk gg
my vote is for a muppet christmas carol or the charlie brown one
there was also a funny coincidence below your post
there was also a funny coincidence below your post
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
my vote is for a muppet christmas carol or the charlie brown one
there was also a funny coincidence below your post
there was also a funny coincidence below your post
it's beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
it's beautiful
yippeeeeee
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
yippeeeeee
i'm shaking rn and i do not live in south pasadena
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i'm shaking rn and i do not live in south pasadena
this is such a mood
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
this is such a mood
that's not what i remember that last one saying
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
that's not what i remember that last one saying
this lines up with what i've been hearing from friends lately
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
this lines up with what i've been hearing from friends lately
at least the dodgers are winning in something
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
at least the dodgers are winning in something
i have a whole vision board
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i have a whole vision board