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The Official Migraine-Afflicted Cybertruck
@off-cybertruck.sparkle.blue
i'm just a non-bulletproof boi

Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard

profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
it's totally a coincidence right
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
i hate it here
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
well that's enough internet for me tonight
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 AM
you should try it, i asked that one and he gave me a dump truck
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
how did it get all of my weaknesses right and literally nothing else

sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
@googleballs.com idk why you do what you do but it is whimsical so i support it
January 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
ooh there's some people from Greece
December 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i was hoping yall were joking about the giant walls of blacked-out text

this probably isn't newsworthy
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
their pep talk participation award speech at the end made it worse
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
if all else fails i could put my knowledge of the book of mormon starring josh gad and (wikipedias) andrew rannells to use
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
so i'm guessing the epstein files haven't been released yet
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
it is the very model of a modern legit bluesky account
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
all hail Hulk gg
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
my vote is for a muppet christmas carol or the charlie brown one

there was also a funny coincidence below your post
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
it's beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
yippeeeeee
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i'm shaking rn and i do not live in south pasadena
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
this is such a mood
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
that's not what i remember that last one saying
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
this lines up with what i've been hearing from friends lately
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
at least the dodgers are winning in something
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i have a whole vision board
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM