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The Official Migraine-Afflicted Cybertruck
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i'm just a non-bulletproof boi

Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard

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Jerry would you believe i just tried babybel this morning
January 13, 2026 at 6:41 AM
it's mostly four-player chess but with cards for some reason. seems like a cool thing to bring to a party to make myself look smarter than everyone and then it backfires horribly and i lose five times in a row
The Queen's Gambit: The Board Game
Think three moves ahead to outperform others on the chessboard.
boardgamegeek.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
i'm already deployed at that one
January 11, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Ne6
January 11, 2026 at 10:43 AM
based, i'd follow for that
January 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
the websites stealing my data think i or a relative have crohn's disease
January 10, 2026 at 6:58 AM
then tell me in the headline
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
didn't we have mail-in ballots and voting machines in 2016
January 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM