Gabriel Costantino
@off-worlds.bsky.social
Writer, sometimes game maker, GM. he/him
Occasional short stories and free TTRPG maps! https://ko-fi.com/gabrieloffworlds
Occasional short stories and free TTRPG maps! https://ko-fi.com/gabrieloffworlds
Mofo said "shorty story." They is literate.
December 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Mofo said "shorty story." They is literate.
Same! I've always felt like the downfall there was taking the love Jesus taught too seriously for conservatives. "Oh no, don't love THOSE people."
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Same! I've always felt like the downfall there was taking the love Jesus taught too seriously for conservatives. "Oh no, don't love THOSE people."
I’ve always wanted to do a podcast or similar where you pitch the script of the episode of Walking Dead based on the IMDb summary only, having not watched since season 3 or whatever.
September 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’ve always wanted to do a podcast or similar where you pitch the script of the episode of Walking Dead based on the IMDb summary only, having not watched since season 3 or whatever.
THE Big Country that is.
September 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
THE Big Country that is.
Kind of a non traditional western, or maybe a deconstruction of westerns, but I really liked Big Country!
September 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Kind of a non traditional western, or maybe a deconstruction of westerns, but I really liked Big Country!
I've been asking this about Kiss for years tho.
June 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I've been asking this about Kiss for years tho.
I found out he lived about a half mile from me and this makes perfect sense given that.
January 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I found out he lived about a half mile from me and this makes perfect sense given that.
I don't remember if this was a controversy or not, but I do remember the 90's rerelease of the action figures from the original trilogy had a Han with a black jacket AND a Han with a navy blue jacket and never understood why.
December 30, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I don't remember if this was a controversy or not, but I do remember the 90's rerelease of the action figures from the original trilogy had a Han with a black jacket AND a Han with a navy blue jacket and never understood why.
Welcome. Much like over there, I also don't post here.
November 15, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Welcome. Much like over there, I also don't post here.
This is (part of) why it's tough for me to get back into the books. This Aragorn mofo constantly stopping to sing about the glory of Gondor and the kings of old, where as the films just let you look at a hot and sweaty Viggo, Liv Tyler's lips, and New Zealand.
November 15, 2024 at 2:48 AM
This is (part of) why it's tough for me to get back into the books. This Aragorn mofo constantly stopping to sing about the glory of Gondor and the kings of old, where as the films just let you look at a hot and sweaty Viggo, Liv Tyler's lips, and New Zealand.
I did watch Wings of Desire because I saw it on your Letterboxd. Extremely good. Wonderful to be surprised with so much Peter Falk!
October 17, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I did watch Wings of Desire because I saw it on your Letterboxd. Extremely good. Wonderful to be surprised with so much Peter Falk!
Making an event of drinking, cooking, and some kind of saucy jazz is something I need to do more often, because it's always good.
October 12, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Making an event of drinking, cooking, and some kind of saucy jazz is something I need to do more often, because it's always good.
What I’m picking up is that neither of them are Justin McElroy’s bit character Richard Stink then??
September 25, 2024 at 1:02 AM
What I’m picking up is that neither of them are Justin McElroy’s bit character Richard Stink then??
Hey I did the exact same thing for years on Facebook. Classic move. Probably why I had just assumed you were haha. But glad to hear it! Full support, much love ❤️
September 12, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Hey I did the exact same thing for years on Facebook. Classic move. Probably why I had just assumed you were haha. But glad to hear it! Full support, much love ❤️
Caravan SandWitch is incredibly gorgeous and the movement/driving felt great, even if the demo is pretty short.
June 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Caravan SandWitch is incredibly gorgeous and the movement/driving felt great, even if the demo is pretty short.
I'm no Souls expert, but Enotria: The Last Song feels as good as Lies of Pee to me, and it's a brightly lit hodgepodge of Italian something or other. Big slow sword was big and slow. Stopped playing pretty quick, because it feels like a day one buy for me already.
June 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I'm no Souls expert, but Enotria: The Last Song feels as good as Lies of Pee to me, and it's a brightly lit hodgepodge of Italian something or other. Big slow sword was big and slow. Stopped playing pretty quick, because it feels like a day one buy for me already.
Interesting! I’ll look them up thanks!
March 28, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Interesting! I’ll look them up thanks!
I like designing TT games and every time I’ve approached this, especially for single player games, it either becomes thinly veiled writing prompts or endless spreadsheets/roll tables and neither are very interesting to me. The GM is pretty irreplaceable.
March 28, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I like designing TT games and every time I’ve approached this, especially for single player games, it either becomes thinly veiled writing prompts or endless spreadsheets/roll tables and neither are very interesting to me. The GM is pretty irreplaceable.
This gave me a minor Outer Wilds end-of-the-world jump scare.
March 27, 2024 at 2:03 AM
This gave me a minor Outer Wilds end-of-the-world jump scare.
*Atrus voice giving useless hints* try attuning the strings to the frequency on the crystal viewport
March 22, 2024 at 1:47 PM
*Atrus voice giving useless hints* try attuning the strings to the frequency on the crystal viewport