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offcnterarttog.bsky.social
Bootstrap’s bootstraps
@offcnterarttog.bsky.social
artist. weirdo. 🍃🌈. 34.
not context, just vibes.
yapping into the void.
Lumberzacks stan account.
she/her. 🖕🏻 AI.
Time for Newsies! Because he just poured himself a drink and it was recommended after Hamilton! 😂😂😂

I love Newsies
January 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
If you really wanted to get someone FUCKED UP tell them to drink anytime there’s a song in Hamilton 😂😂😂
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Also obviously we’re watching Hamilton now 😂
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Wine. Boyfriend. Butter.

Idk 😂😂😂
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Three weeks after getting shot 6 times and having 2 lifesaving operations… he’s just walking fine again??????????
December 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This man never dies?????
December 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’m convinced Jason Statham is former Black Ops irl. Because why else is he former black ops in every movie????? Exactly.

Also yeah we’re watching another movie 😂
December 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
BUT WHY DID HE JILL HIS WIFE?!
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
HOLY FUCK SHE JUST GIT REGINA GEORGED except she’s not coming back from that one. That bus dragged her body and left a blood trail.
December 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
But I need to try to find one of the limited amount of photos we have together or sometime in which I can confirm it’s when he knew me that I had brown hair 😂😂😂 and also grays. Because I’ve had gray hairs since I was 16 so this is nothing new 😂 I have more than I did but this is not a gotcha for me😂
December 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
He did not believe me even after I took my hair out of the scrunchie.
The red is the dyed hair. The brown and gray is my natural hair.
He asked me about 4 times if I was trolling him 😂😂😂
He kinda believes me now because his fiancee told him that the red is the dyed part…
December 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM