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Bootstrap’s bootstraps
@offcnterarttog.bsky.social
artist. weirdo. 🍃🌈. 34.
not context, just vibes.
yapping into the void.
Lumberzacks stan account.
she/her. 🖕🏻 AI.
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So I’m just gonna photo dump all the most recent art I’ve done ✌🏻 (probably from recent to least recent so until I decide I’m over it for now 😂😂😂)
All my prints are named after women. Sometimes women I know, sometimes based on the FEEL of the print (🤷🏻‍♀️😂) and sometimes just… I need a name for it 😂
In the last 48 hours my sister went to the hospital because of a kidney stone, my friend’s 96 yo granddad passed away, and someone in my company died in a helicopter accident.

All in the last 48 hours. It’s been

A lot.
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Since it’s a dead week, IT is updating our computers this week. I’m not mad about not working but it’s kinda annoying that I’m standing by this one guy’s desk and I can’t just give up and look at tiktoks 😂😂😂
December 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I really be out in public no bra titties swinging not giving a fuck!
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
While plans with my Pisces friends have always been a “meet at 12 means between 12-12:30” … I thought I was gonna be late but apparently we’re meeting at 1 so 😂😂😂
December 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I want like a chocolate Swiss roll and a snowball and maybe something orange cream flavored I want packaged cake
December 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’m so stressed out about this drama that we’re watching. It’s 4 episodes and we’re watching the final episode but everything is so AHHH I CAN’T LOOK
December 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Found out today that one of my really good friends is pregnant…and also that both me and my bff have been clocking every time our friend hasn’t ordered an alcoholic beverage every time we’ve gone out this year 😂😂😂
December 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I know my dad meant torque wrench but this is very funny to me 😂😂😂😂
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m far enough along in the growing out process that my hair is noticeably two different colors now, but it’s at the perfect level that when my hair is up in a messy bun, it’s right at the line between the two. My 22yo nephew asked me if I dyed my hair to look like what my natural hair actually is
December 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I am enjoying the fact that as I get older and my art style evolves into more of a concrete (and arguably weirder/crazier) style, my family seems to accept it more for themselves. Why? I’m not gonna ask because I like it this way better 😂
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
🤵🏻‍♂️ wanted me to open my Christmas present(s) from him this morning so we could talk about it at my parents’ house so fuck it we’re opening presents tonight 😂😂😂
December 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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This thread perfectly explains why AI has little value for qualitative research.

Yes, large language models can find patterns in qualitative data. But, they're trained on what we already know. So, they won't find anything surprising. And, surprise is qualitative research's primary value-add.
Absolutely right.

AI might be able to summarize (poorly) what we currently know, but a major goal of historical research is to find the hidden surprises out there.

Let me illustrate …
Not a historian but like to research. The AI might summarize what I'm looking for, but it doesn't find what I'm *not* looking for. The book on the shelf next to the one I wanted. The insight in chapter 6 based on the quote I needed from chapter 4.
December 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I gave my nephew a big hug before we left tonight but I didn’t wave at him as we drove away so my BIL called me so we could say goodbye over the phone 🥹🥹🥹
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Had to do a load of laundry today cause I smoked a lot of weed last night in my Christmas sweatshirt that I wanted to wear today 😂😂😂
December 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
So can’t wait for the influx of “I wanted this for Christmas and my idiot husband got me something worse” posts across social media in the next few days.

My husband bought me a cruise so I can’t relate but
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Since it’s our first year of marriage… I bought custom wrapping paper for babe’s Christmas presents and it got hung up in NJ for like 6 days and it’s delivering tomorrow to my office….
Reallyyyy cutting it close in general and also for my anxiety???
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been playing the mental loop game of:

Oh my god why am I up so late on a Tuesday???
Because it’s a holiday and I won’t be working the rest of the week.
So it feels like a Friday.
But it’s actually only Tuesday???

And then loop that thought process forever until I die.
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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(Sometimes the people who be mad that people fuck with you, call themselves your friends.)
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The Santa Claus is being moved around the office again… but no one is fessing up to moving the Santa and also there are only 5 of us in the office today???? 👀👀👀😂
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
…the professional bakers were the ones who went home first???? Uh huh.
December 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
6 years here and they haven’t learned yet that the women tend to wait until the last minute to go to the bathroom so hiding the Santa in that bathroom has shockingly not lead to any accidents yet???? Could have been real bad for me 😭😂
December 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yay I love being on my period during the holidays!!!! Love feeling like shit and having no appetite!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
You can take Chris Evans out of Captain America suit but you can’t take the fight training out of him. Doesn’t matter how much of a loser his character is supposed to be 😂 he’s super human ass kicking 😂😂😂
December 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I don’t trust anything made by Tesla.
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oh no. If I don’t have something to focus on or another song stuck in my head….
“Chitty chitty bang bang our fine four gendered friend” phrase is just on loop why did I do this to myself.
December 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM