Would probably be better to draw a cave on a computer’s wall as a technological hellscape with robot overlords is where all of this is inevitability heading, anyway.

I was reading this in public and I was silently laughing so hard that I was shaking.

I had a bunch of political and news posts in my timeline and then yours was just there out of nowhere 🤣

I feel like these should be in Wonka’s chocolate room.

I don’t know which base but I do know it’s true love.

I feel like “gadzooks” might be better equipped for the job.

Multi-tasking qween 🪄

We stan a woman in STEM 😌

This is why it sometimes mysteriously accelerates from “almost” to “unrevivable” as an act of revenge.

@hbomberguy.bsky.social has been ringing the alarm on the horse hoax for years now.

I suspect, however, that he’s being suppressed by the Indianapolis Colts and their marketing agenda.

You should have set the meeting for after January 20th. Rookie move, tbh.

I heard you can get a 2 for 1 deal down at the Walmart.

Truth.