Love, Me
@officialishloveme.bsky.social
I like to write things down & tell stories 📝🎙️
With all my heart 💜
🦋
With all my heart 💜
🦋
Enter the year you turned 10 in the .gif bar and see what was popular back then.
Mine:
Mine:
January 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Enter the year you turned 10 in the .gif bar and see what was popular back then.
Mine:
Mine:
Me: Eat your broccoli and you’ll grow up to be as tall as me!
Niece: 🤔 You’re not *that* tall 🤨
God, when did 4 year olds become so savage with their burns?
Niece: 🤔 You’re not *that* tall 🤨
God, when did 4 year olds become so savage with their burns?
January 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me: Eat your broccoli and you’ll grow up to be as tall as me!
Niece: 🤔 You’re not *that* tall 🤨
God, when did 4 year olds become so savage with their burns?
Niece: 🤔 You’re not *that* tall 🤨
God, when did 4 year olds become so savage with their burns?
P.S. Chili is also very yummy if you have it with tortilla chips and use it as a dip.
You’re welcome 💜
You’re welcome 💜
Making chili tonight so I have something to eat during the apocalypse.
January 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
P.S. Chili is also very yummy if you have it with tortilla chips and use it as a dip.
You’re welcome 💜
You’re welcome 💜
brb recalibrating my nervous system because a therapist told me it needed a tune-up.
January 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
brb recalibrating my nervous system because a therapist told me it needed a tune-up.
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Honestly. What am I doing?
Resting.
Because this upcoming st** show is going to require energy and focus.
Not wasting any energy on superficial name calling.
This is going to be real and will require more than silly names.
🖖
Resting.
Because this upcoming st** show is going to require energy and focus.
Not wasting any energy on superficial name calling.
This is going to be real and will require more than silly names.
🖖
January 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Honestly. What am I doing?
Resting.
Because this upcoming st** show is going to require energy and focus.
Not wasting any energy on superficial name calling.
This is going to be real and will require more than silly names.
🖖
Resting.
Because this upcoming st** show is going to require energy and focus.
Not wasting any energy on superficial name calling.
This is going to be real and will require more than silly names.
🖖
Making chili tonight so I have something to eat during the apocalypse.
January 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Making chili tonight so I have something to eat during the apocalypse.
I’ve had it twice since then 🤣
Three nights ago, I had life changing garlic bread and I literally have not stopped thinking about it since.
January 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’ve had it twice since then 🤣
::sighs::
Armie, you weren’t kink-shamed out of Hollywood.
The people who actually called you out don’t give a shit about your kinks or fantasies or whatever the hell gets you off.
They care that your actions weren’t safe, sane, and/or consensual.
Armie, you weren’t kink-shamed out of Hollywood.
The people who actually called you out don’t give a shit about your kinks or fantasies or whatever the hell gets you off.
They care that your actions weren’t safe, sane, and/or consensual.
Armie Hammer says his career is picking up steam again after public shunning from Hollywood in 2021. www.salon.com/2025/01/02/t...
"The worm is turning”: Armie Hammer says he's booking acting jobs again, post-scandal
Living in a tiny apartment, Hammer says he's working again after years of salacious controversy
www.salon.com
January 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
::sighs::
Armie, you weren’t kink-shamed out of Hollywood.
The people who actually called you out don’t give a shit about your kinks or fantasies or whatever the hell gets you off.
They care that your actions weren’t safe, sane, and/or consensual.
Armie, you weren’t kink-shamed out of Hollywood.
The people who actually called you out don’t give a shit about your kinks or fantasies or whatever the hell gets you off.
They care that your actions weren’t safe, sane, and/or consensual.
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Bitch, I'm poetry in motion.
December 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Bitch, I'm poetry in motion.
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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How is that a publication like Rolling Stone gets it right when so many other news orgs are failing at real journalism & keeping it real—and so damn obvious about it?
December 26, 2024 at 4:42 PM
How is that a publication like Rolling Stone gets it right when so many other news orgs are failing at real journalism & keeping it real—and so damn obvious about it?
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Thinking of winning the PowerBall and buying an election. Maybe a couple Supreme Court Justices.
December 26, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Thinking of winning the PowerBall and buying an election. Maybe a couple Supreme Court Justices.
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Wow. There’s currently a race war going on over on Twitter? I didn’t know that. You’re just now telling me for the first time.
December 26, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Wow. There’s currently a race war going on over on Twitter? I didn’t know that. You’re just now telling me for the first time.
I stepped away from social media for a few days and come back to find Trump yelling about the Chinese military taking over the Panama Canal.
It’s like I watched “Lost”’s pilot and then skipped right to the series’ finale.
It’s like I watched “Lost”’s pilot and then skipped right to the series’ finale.
a man is standing in front of a bookshelf in a library looking at a woman .
Alt: Paul Rudd making confused face and saying, “what?”
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I stepped away from social media for a few days and come back to find Trump yelling about the Chinese military taking over the Panama Canal.
It’s like I watched “Lost”’s pilot and then skipped right to the series’ finale.
It’s like I watched “Lost”’s pilot and then skipped right to the series’ finale.
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Hilarious that they’re so concerned about the childless, cat ladies, who are living their best lives.
a woman holds a white cat in her arms
ALT: a woman holds a white cat in her arms
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December 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Hilarious that they’re so concerned about the childless, cat ladies, who are living their best lives.
Hey, you.
Congratulations on surviving the holidays with your family.
Love,
Me
Congratulations on surviving the holidays with your family.
Love,
Me
December 26, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Hey, you.
Congratulations on surviving the holidays with your family.
Love,
Me
Congratulations on surviving the holidays with your family.
Love,
Me
The Ultimate Power Move™️ tbh
Smite us, Daddy.
Smite us, Daddy.
I like how the ending of every Biblical lesson is always “Don’t make Daddy angry or he’ll go all apocalyptic again.”
December 18, 2024 at 8:42 AM
The Ultimate Power Move™️ tbh
Smite us, Daddy.
Smite us, Daddy.
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Your stretch marks are normal. Your scars are normal. Your cellulite is normal. Your hair is normal. The only thing “abnormal” is expecting anyone to look like a Photoshopped ad.
December 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Your stretch marks are normal. Your scars are normal. Your cellulite is normal. Your hair is normal. The only thing “abnormal” is expecting anyone to look like a Photoshopped ad.
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Catch me if you can!
a gingerbread man standing in a field of red flowers
ALT: a gingerbread man standing in a field of red flowers
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December 18, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Catch me if you can!
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Something important to remember is that when we talk about protecting sex workers, we don't just mean from sexual predators or serial killers.
There are several ways sex workers can experience violence.
Here's a few of them:
There are several ways sex workers can experience violence.
Here's a few of them:
December 17, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Something important to remember is that when we talk about protecting sex workers, we don't just mean from sexual predators or serial killers.
There are several ways sex workers can experience violence.
Here's a few of them:
There are several ways sex workers can experience violence.
Here's a few of them:
If you are what you eat, then I am a cookie.
Where all my other baked goods at?
🍪 🧁 🥧 🍩 🍰 🍮
Where all my other baked goods at?
🍪 🧁 🥧 🍩 🍰 🍮
December 18, 2024 at 6:32 AM
If you are what you eat, then I am a cookie.
Where all my other baked goods at?
🍪 🧁 🥧 🍩 🍰 🍮
Where all my other baked goods at?
🍪 🧁 🥧 🍩 🍰 🍮
I like how the ending of every Biblical lesson is always “Don’t make Daddy angry or he’ll go all apocalyptic again.”
December 18, 2024 at 6:28 AM
I like how the ending of every Biblical lesson is always “Don’t make Daddy angry or he’ll go all apocalyptic again.”
Please tweet responsibly 🙏
This is a Public Service Announcement, thank you.
This is a Public Service Announcement, thank you.
December 18, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Please tweet responsibly 🙏
This is a Public Service Announcement, thank you.
This is a Public Service Announcement, thank you.
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December 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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