offmanj.bsky.social
offmanj.bsky.social
@offmanj.bsky.social
Smelling like pine, bean juice in my hair, and trying to find my place in Blood Meridian
September 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
That time of year when I think it’s a good idea to put herbs in my drink and spit out lil leaves
June 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Where is my peasant revolution tractor supply hand tool aisle?
December 31, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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it doesn’t get better than budapest secessionist architecture in pittsburgh
November 15, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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nothing compares to the brickwork at st nicholas in homestead
November 23, 2024 at 4:09 PM
More celebrating brick arches
November 28, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Slow at work, mite jus be making a pipe on the 4th axis, but I look busy!
November 22, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
pepperoni rolls,
and the lightning strikes!
Another roll goes coold,
On a sleepless night
Cheap storm rolls on, out of control
Deep in his heart,
Pepperoni rolls
October 17, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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The term "Luddite" as a pejorative synonym for "technophobe" was a technocrat PR coup; that's not what Luddites were about. They were a labour movement fighting to give workers control over technologies which were advancing w/o oversight and rapidly automating them out of their jobs. Sound familiar?
February 4, 2024 at 6:41 PM
When u realize your flashlight has been on in ur pocket for the last 3 hours
February 2, 2024 at 1:09 AM
When you realize that the qt plant u let grow has the most annoying sticker ball break into a million p.. fuck they found my socks!
November 19, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Who knew pants were so complicated?
November 19, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Editing the screenshot of the meme so the group chat don’t find my meme sources
November 2, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Entered my bring a birthday cake and candles to the restaurant era
October 19, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Finally realized my dreams of having a blowtorch and a rly big sponge.
October 17, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Read the broken jar of a1 steak sauce this morning like I’m a Haruspex, and..things are looking up from here!
October 3, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Jus when I thought this day couldn’t get any better. I found a cashmere at the thrift store:)
September 30, 2023 at 10:40 PM
O shiitt Dianne fienstien finally pronounced dead after being dead for months
September 29, 2023 at 1:06 PM
Opening day of stew season.
September 26, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Peak Pittsburgh is the team winning and everybody still grumpy about it
September 19, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Uh oh idk if I have it in me to decorate another user profile
September 14, 2023 at 5:03 PM