OffRail1
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Casual PC & Console Gamer, lowbrow humor, bad puns all in one account.
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The Roblox CEO interview with the NYT on child predators and his response is:
a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button .
ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button .
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November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Roblox CEO interview with the NYT on child predators and his response is:
YouTube, what’s with the mandatory login all of a sudden? That had better be a bug.
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
YouTube, what’s with the mandatory login all of a sudden? That had better be a bug.
Everyone complaining about the first screenshots of the The Legend of Zelda movie actors like the story isn’t going to be puddle depth with moments of fan service.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Everyone complaining about the first screenshots of the The Legend of Zelda movie actors like the story isn’t going to be puddle depth with moments of fan service.
Just because The Game Awards didn’t nominate the game you thought should be nominated, just remember it’s basically a Geoff Keighley ego trip.
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just because The Game Awards didn’t nominate the game you thought should be nominated, just remember it’s basically a Geoff Keighley ego trip.
Spoilers for Dispatch:
Can’t believe Invisgal/Courtney was getting two paychecks and still couldn’t make it in L.A. The most realistic part of Dispatch.
Can’t believe Invisgal/Courtney was getting two paychecks and still couldn’t make it in L.A. The most realistic part of Dispatch.
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Spoilers for Dispatch:
Can’t believe Invisgal/Courtney was getting two paychecks and still couldn’t make it in L.A. The most realistic part of Dispatch.
Can’t believe Invisgal/Courtney was getting two paychecks and still couldn’t make it in L.A. The most realistic part of Dispatch.
Ad Hoc is going to have a real issue on their hands with Dispatch Season 2 if it happens. They will have to pick a canon ending, or just ignore the whole of Season 1. Either way people are gonna be mad.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ad Hoc is going to have a real issue on their hands with Dispatch Season 2 if it happens. They will have to pick a canon ending, or just ignore the whole of Season 1. Either way people are gonna be mad.
Adhoc is missing a trick if they don’t create a Beef plushie from Dispatch.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Adhoc is missing a trick if they don’t create a Beef plushie from Dispatch.
I’m amazed about how jaded I am about the new Steam Machine.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’m amazed about how jaded I am about the new Steam Machine.
After Dispatch Ep. 6, Shroud is going to have to hope Robert catches him first.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
After Dispatch Ep. 6, Shroud is going to have to hope Robert catches him first.
Where’s my Halo 5: Guardians on Steam, Microsoft?
October 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Where’s my Halo 5: Guardians on Steam, Microsoft?
I don’t think I want my data in the hands of Saudi Arabia if the EA buyout goes through.
September 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don’t think I want my data in the hands of Saudi Arabia if the EA buyout goes through.
Troy Baker was booking it around town for jobs in the early 2010’s. Bioshock Infinite, The Last of Us, Far Cry 4, The Arkham Series.
September 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Troy Baker was booking it around town for jobs in the early 2010’s. Bioshock Infinite, The Last of Us, Far Cry 4, The Arkham Series.
I’d laugh my butt off if the new Virtual Boy docks are just repurposed actual unsold Virtual Boys from 1995.
September 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’d laugh my butt off if the new Virtual Boy docks are just repurposed actual unsold Virtual Boys from 1995.
I see my days of knowingly buying Intel are over. I don’t give money to collaborators.
August 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I see my days of knowingly buying Intel are over. I don’t give money to collaborators.
Bioshock Infinite’s Burial at Sea can bite my ass. Killing off Elizabeth still pisses me off.
August 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Bioshock Infinite’s Burial at Sea can bite my ass. Killing off Elizabeth still pisses me off.
My prediction: PlayStation and Xbox will eventually exit the hardware market and move to software publishing, much like Sega did.
August 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My prediction: PlayStation and Xbox will eventually exit the hardware market and move to software publishing, much like Sega did.
Think I’ll hang out here for a little bit. It’s nice here.
July 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Think I’ll hang out here for a little bit. It’s nice here.
Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom feel like completely different games on the Switch 2. No more slowdown, only some noticeable pop in at the Rito region.
June 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom feel like completely different games on the Switch 2. No more slowdown, only some noticeable pop in at the Rito region.
Stop getting your hopes up, people. Bloodborne 60 FPS or a sequel isn’t going to happen.
June 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Stop getting your hopes up, people. Bloodborne 60 FPS or a sequel isn’t going to happen.
Randy Pitchford’s being greasy again? Shocking.
May 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Randy Pitchford’s being greasy again? Shocking.
Well, if Halo 5 and the rest of the Gears of War series would come to PC, my Xbox Series X is going up for sale.
May 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Well, if Halo 5 and the rest of the Gears of War series would come to PC, my Xbox Series X is going up for sale.
The Polygon and Giant Bomb crew should start their own site. With blackjack and hookers.
May 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Polygon and Giant Bomb crew should start their own site. With blackjack and hookers.
Quick Nintendo! Ship them Switch 2s!
April 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Quick Nintendo! Ship them Switch 2s!
@polymega.com Hi Polymega people, what’s up with the light guns?
April 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
@polymega.com Hi Polymega people, what’s up with the light guns?
I see I’ll be re-buying a bunch of Switch games.
April 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I see I’ll be re-buying a bunch of Switch games.