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OffRail1
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Casual PC & Console Gamer, lowbrow humor, bad puns all in one account.

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For sure, it’s one of the reasons I’m happy to not have children. I’ve been peripherally aware of the Roblox situations, and holy shitshow.
January 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Yay, capitalism! 🙄
January 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The game was ok, but the batsuit is fantastic.
January 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I believe the response of why GTA was set mostly in the U.S. was “guns”.
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 AM
It was the damnedest thing, it worked so I plugged it in and didn’t look back.
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Just replaced the hard drive on mine with a 2TB SSD, I know it won’t do anything for performance because SATA I. Can’t believe I’ve owned it for 20 years.
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Worse, then.
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
We’re all in the same sinking boat anyway.
December 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Windwaker and Twilight Princess HD Switch ports are right there!
December 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Oh, a car crash.
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
55?!
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
He’s high on crack.
December 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Elf Bowling.
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
$90?!
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Pfff. Who do they think they are? The Super Bowl?
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Take Two couldn’t get a Bioshock Infinite sequel or Bioshock 4 going in 12 years, I have no faith in them getting anything right done.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I didn’t romance either. I stayed professional, got the mentor ending for Invisigal, but I whacked Shroud.
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The faster GameStop dies, the better.
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Apple IIE in 1983. I’m older than dirt.
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh no! Not more towers sponsored by Ubisoft!
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Takara/Hasbro. Toys of this. Right now.
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The absolute shitshow complaints I got from choosing to play offline because the Dark Souls games are had enough without some halfwit invading me while trying to dodge roll is maddening.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Tim Sweeney had a bad take? There’s a shock.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM