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Aubrey
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Confused poet-farmer haunted by cats. Trying my best. Ready for the Solly March renaissance. #BHAFC
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He's HOME. Welcome back, Pascal Gross! 😍
January 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Over on that Twitter a Brighton fan has put together an 'all actions' video of Pascal's final game for Dortmund, and I have to say that I didn't mind it. The man's brain, his skill, they're still very much there. It will be a joy to welcome him home. #BHAFC
January 1, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Okay then. Welcome home, Der Kaiser. #BHAFC
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I feel insane right now. If that news floating around is true...wow. Happy New Year. #BHAFC
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I mean... Didn't mind Boscagli and Coppola, having an actual right-back come on made such a difference (and what a right-back Joël Veltman is), Milner gave us back some authority, and I sure wish we had an actual striker because that shouldn't be Georgi's job. But you know, we've seen worse. #BHAFC
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Well. We weren't meant to be the main character today. Seeing a lot of headloss and I'm not sure it's warranted. Yes, Fabian fucked the subs and as ever we should've had more shots on target, but Jack played well and it's so good to have Kaoru back (and we'll get to see Oli next week, sigh). #BHAFC
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Though I think we all knew this news was coming, that doesn't make it any less devastating. Oh Stef. #BHAFC
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Wee reminder to keep an eye on your skin and see a doctor if you notice anything different/suspicious. Had a pre-cancerous thing frozen off my nose today, and while there was only a 10% chance of it ever misbehaving, good to have it gone anyway (though I won't be doing any photo shoots for a bit).
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Getting together to congratulate a club legend! 🐐
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Grim though unsurprising stuff from the boys given the opposition, but happy for Georgi. Now the focus turns to the drama of Liverpool. #BHAFC
The points are shared at the Amex. 🤝
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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It's pretty much impossible to overstate the achievement of Lewis Dunk. 500 games for ONE CLUB, in these days of agent-led transfer shenanigans. He's been magnificent for #BHAFC this season, superb at the heart of the defence. A lot more to come from him I think
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Genuinely cursed fixture. Not a brilliant 500th for the captain, but what can you do when Villa come to town. Really hope Stef is okay. Now let's go remind West Ham how it feels to get beaten by a beach. #BHAFC
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Now that my head's clear, I can actually think about the match. Ferdi fantastic, thrilled for Max and Stef (!), JPVH massive, and yet again our captain is world-class. Love watching Yankuba run and Georgi just keeps trying (the goals will come again, they will). Now let's go smash Villa. UTFA #BHAFC
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I just wanted to not lose by seven. That's all I wanted, but goodness me would you look at that. Well done boys. Well done. #BHAFC
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Our boys don't half put us through the ringer sometimes. I'm sad for Oli, melancholy about Carlos, and thrilled for Jack. The poetry of him scoring and running to Crofty was almost too much. He's one of our own. And what a time for Bart to save a penalty. Oh, and Danny? Get him on the plane. #BHAFC
WHAT A WIN FOR THE ALBION! 🔥
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Well thank fuck that's over. Ferdi great, Dunky great, Bart great, Mats great, Diego great, Babis looked up for it, Joël is always up for this one, and that ref was a fucking shitshow. Oh well. Take the point and get the fuck out of there. (Hate this fixture so much, look how sweary I am.) #BHAFC
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I know it was Leeds, it's their job to lose at the Amex (and they were awful, jesus christ), but that was much more like it. Diego G was clearly up for it even before the goals, couldn't be happier for him. And a word for the captain, who seems to be getting some stick lately. Not from me. #BHAFC
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Didn't enjoy that on the whole, but I'll take Danny scoring against that lot any day of the week. Happy for Babis and Tom looked great. Fuck it, we move. #BHAFC
October 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Well.
Been saying/hoping all week that Danny would score today. A king among men. He loves a goal against these pricks. #BHAFC
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Been saying/hoping all week that Danny would score today. A king among men. He loves a goal against these pricks. #BHAFC
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I will say, after the card on Joël, Hooper getting in Yasin's way, and us not getting the penalty for Yankuba getting kicked in the head, I was expecting the worst. But instead, enter Maxim de Cuyper and Daniel Nii Tackie Mensah Welbeck. So happy to see Dat Guy swimming in goals again. #BHAFC
September 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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😍
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yeah, needed that one. In a lot of ways, for a lot of reasons. Well done boys. Well fucking done. #BHAFC
WHAT A WIN FOR THE ALBION! 💛💙
September 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM