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Offwhitewarden
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Just some guy sitting at a desk
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Looks like she's caught whatever makes JD Vance's face swell up like a Balloon.
Couchfucker
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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You hurt his feelings :(
Sad looking blonde labrador doggo
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Post a closeup selfie if you're so inclined (close enough)
Obelisk from the Asterix Comics. A large bare chested man with blue and white verticall striped trousers with a wide green belt holding them up with Red hair and a mustache
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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You know what to do
Screenshot from the film Real Genius starring Val Kilmer. A college lecture theatre with the students seats occupied by tape recorders and the on the lecturers desk a giant Reel to Reel tape player
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keenan ivory wayans from I'm gonna get you sucka completely overselling removing a splinter from his finger. The big Man baby that he is.
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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ED on the other hand
Michael Palin in a Fish called Wanda. He has a bandage round his head and a gauze patch covering one eye with a British chip up each nostril
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Keith Flint will return in
Avengers : Age of the Firestarter!
Keith Flint of the Prodigy
December 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Think you'll need this Lad!
Doughnut shaped pillow/cushion for people with hemorrhoids
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Unless it's a psy-op by the swedes?
A man in a dark blue parka in a snow field with a burning helicopter behind him. Wearing snow glare resistant googles. From the Movie The Thing
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I hear you like naps :D
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Post Commander Shepherd approved!
Both Male and Female Commander Shepeheds from the game series Mass Effect.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Stolen from Reddit.
What do you see?
Picture of a Tree. with the text If you're right brained you see a rabbit and if you're left brained you see a Turtle.
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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"A Doctor he trusted!
Jack Elam as a doctor in Cannonball Run
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Are you some kinda Sanwich?
Donald Sutherland as Oddball from Kelly's Heroes.
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Numenor Margaritaville xkcd strip
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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We are through the Looking Glass people!
Milhouse from the Simpsons saying the line from JFK "We are through the Looking Glass people!"
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I'll see you that and raise you.
Marks and spencer Mac & Chesse with Marmite
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Michael Buble singer emerging from a cave with a caption " Christmas is coming"
November 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Grow Stronger! 😃
Hergar the Joyous from the film "The 13th Warrior"
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Father Dougal Mcquire from the sitcom Father Ted.
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Father Dougal Mcquire from the sitcom Father Ted.
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Oi Charlie!
Gregg Hemphill and Ford Kiernan in a sketch with 2 lighthouse keepers. One asks the other to Gonna no dae that to which the other replies How? which is ansered with Just Gonna no.
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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How about a case of this?
13 Bottles of Orange Nectar of the Gods. Irn-Bru 1901
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Lecture Smart not Hard
A lecture hall with the student desks having only tape recorders on them and the lecturer replace with a Reel to Reel tape player. From the film Real Genius
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM