Offwhitewarden
@offwhitewarden.bsky.social
Just some guy sitting at a desk
You and Charlie Stross! Seperated at Birth?
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You and Charlie Stross! Seperated at Birth?
They call it G13 delivery!
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
They call it G13 delivery!
That Reception Hall.
December 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
That Reception Hall.
Keeping you fixed in this space time continuum is hard work. I hope you rewarded Nyx with scritches and delicious snax!
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Keeping you fixed in this space time continuum is hard work. I hope you rewarded Nyx with scritches and delicious snax!
Looks like she's caught whatever makes JD Vance's face swell up like a Balloon.
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Looks like she's caught whatever makes JD Vance's face swell up like a Balloon.
The wombles of Wimbledon common.
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The wombles of Wimbledon common.
It's Jonesy again, isn't it?
December 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It's Jonesy again, isn't it?
HE HAS A CONDITION!
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
HE HAS A CONDITION!
You hurt his feelings :(
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You hurt his feelings :(
Post a closeup selfie if you're so inclined (close enough)
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Post a closeup selfie if you're so inclined (close enough)
FIASCO THINKING!" SEND THEM STOOPID BABY KUDZU! THAT'LL HEXTHEM!!!"
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
FIASCO THINKING!" SEND THEM STOOPID BABY KUDZU! THAT'LL HEXTHEM!!!"
So you felt moved by the Spirit in the Machine?
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
So you felt moved by the Spirit in the Machine?
You're sitting at your desk making whooshing noises with it in as you sweep it through the air, aren't you?
December 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
You're sitting at your desk making whooshing noises with it in as you sweep it through the air, aren't you?
Just don't buy any robot heads from that man.
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Just don't buy any robot heads from that man.
You know what to do
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
You know what to do
Just phone in sick, we won'ty clipe
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Just phone in sick, we won'ty clipe