Ogre Kendrick
@ogrekendrick.com
Grumpy Weirdo who sometimes does strange YouTube things.
He/Him or They/Them But honestly, Gender Neutral Pronouns are better in general.
He/Him or They/Them But honestly, Gender Neutral Pronouns are better in general.
Pinned
Ogre Kendrick
@ogrekendrick.com
· Nov 30
Being an Ogre is so funny because half the time I look like this and half the time like my pinned tweet.
Chihuahuas are flat earthers. Change my mind.
a woman with blonde hair is wearing a shirt that says " how can you say no "
ALT: a woman with blonde hair is wearing a shirt that says " how can you say no "
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Chihuahuas are flat earthers. Change my mind.
How did the fucking Baron Harkonnen end up on dropout??
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
How did the fucking Baron Harkonnen end up on dropout??
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Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
Just found out that Google lets you set a custom gender.
Hehehe.
Hehehe.
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Just found out that Google lets you set a custom gender.
Hehehe.
Hehehe.
Brennan immediately after the opening credits of an episode of D20 versus Brennan immediately after the opening credits of Critical Role.
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Brennan immediately after the opening credits of an episode of D20 versus Brennan immediately after the opening credits of Critical Role.
Being an Ogre is so funny because half the time I look like this and half the time like my pinned tweet.
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Being an Ogre is so funny because half the time I look like this and half the time like my pinned tweet.
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I'm still proud of this one, even if nobody else likes it.
Selective breeding rocks. Bananas were bred for sweetness. Carrots were bred for color. Corn was bred for size. Rice was bred for increased yield.
However the best example is that wheat is bread for toast.
However the best example is that wheat is bread for toast.
November 21, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I'm still proud of this one, even if nobody else likes it.
Translation: Republicans are stupid.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Translation: Republicans are stupid.
This video just gave a spoiler warning. For the Old and New Testaments.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This video just gave a spoiler warning. For the Old and New Testaments.
I'm screaming, and not in a good way.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm screaming, and not in a good way.
Elon Musk is a less lovable Dell Boy.
Send tweet
Send tweet
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Elon Musk is a less lovable Dell Boy.
Send tweet
Send tweet
And if I said "like a reverse Michael Jackson" would you get the reference?
Surely there are more like me?
Surely there are more like me?
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
And if I said "like a reverse Michael Jackson" would you get the reference?
Surely there are more like me?
Surely there are more like me?
What is this bullshit?
My study got it Tuesday.
My study got it Tuesday.
October 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What is this bullshit?
My study got it Tuesday.
My study got it Tuesday.
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"How do you expect to win back men...?"
We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.
We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.
October 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"How do you expect to win back men...?"
We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.
We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.
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hmm
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
hmm
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cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
Shutting down the government will hurt a lot of people.
Not standing up to this fascist bullshut will hurt more.
Not standing up to this fascist bullshut will hurt more.
September 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Shutting down the government will hurt a lot of people.
Not standing up to this fascist bullshut will hurt more.
Not standing up to this fascist bullshut will hurt more.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
You ever look through an old hard drive form a laptop you are getting ready to recycle and find some screen shots that you have zero memory of and make you ask deep, difficult questions about yourself?
Because wtf is this?
Because wtf is this?
September 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You ever look through an old hard drive form a laptop you are getting ready to recycle and find some screen shots that you have zero memory of and make you ask deep, difficult questions about yourself?
Because wtf is this?
Because wtf is this?
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
People who don't have an internal monologue- what do they say when they are tired or drunk??
Wait.
Wait.
People who don't have an internal monologue- what do they say when they are tired or drunk??
August 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
People who don't have an internal monologue- what do they say when they are tired or drunk??
Wait.
Wait.
People who don't have an internal monologue- what do they say when they are tired or drunk??