Saving up my money to be president.
February 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Saving up my money to be president.
Fuck bipolar and the manic depressive horse it rode in on.
February 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Fuck bipolar and the manic depressive horse it rode in on.
Glad my partner spends three out of four weeks a month on airplanes.
February 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Glad my partner spends three out of four weeks a month on airplanes.
Growing up is exercising so you can out run the gestapo not for vanity. :)
February 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Growing up is exercising so you can out run the gestapo not for vanity. :)
If you don’t have a therapist I highly recommend it lol
January 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If you don’t have a therapist I highly recommend it lol
There’s no place in society for people who listen to their phones at full volume in public.
January 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
There’s no place in society for people who listen to their phones at full volume in public.
We looked at people on SNAP and said you have too much and took it away.
I hate this country.
I hate this country.
January 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We looked at people on SNAP and said you have too much and took it away.
I hate this country.
I hate this country.
I can’t be upset about everything. I need like a compressed list of things that’s have happened to be mad about them
January 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I can’t be upset about everything. I need like a compressed list of things that’s have happened to be mad about them
What a bizarre day. lol
January 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
What a bizarre day. lol
Imposter syndrome surely will go away as I get older. Right? RIGHT.
January 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Imposter syndrome surely will go away as I get older. Right? RIGHT.
@matthewsmith89.bsky.social jaywalking around Chicago looking for tacos. lol
January 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@matthewsmith89.bsky.social jaywalking around Chicago looking for tacos. lol
“Fix your heart or die.”
January 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“Fix your heart or die.”
I’ve never even met an immigrant.
January 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’ve never even met an immigrant.
You can’t unthey my them.
January 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
You can’t unthey my them.
Telling people no in general is fun. Highly recommend.
January 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Telling people no in general is fun. Highly recommend.
50 percent of my job is telling DSMs no. And it’s so awesome. Little retail worker me is pleased as punch every time. lol
January 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
50 percent of my job is telling DSMs no. And it’s so awesome. Little retail worker me is pleased as punch every time. lol
With all due respect; can everyone chill tf out?
January 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
With all due respect; can everyone chill tf out?
You don’t know patience until you watch a 13 year old eat the slowest they can out of spite.
January 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You don’t know patience until you watch a 13 year old eat the slowest they can out of spite.
Plz send me to a bipolar farm rfk. I’m tired of working.
January 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Plz send me to a bipolar farm rfk. I’m tired of working.
Pretty dope my gender doesn’t exist anymore. I am nothing. I am free. Fear me. lol
January 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Pretty dope my gender doesn’t exist anymore. I am nothing. I am free. Fear me. lol
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.