pete accepting DOT was when i knew he never had it. it’s the worst one! even if you do everything right you’re gonna get blamed for every delayed flight or crash and unless teleportation gets invented you don’t get much to brag about next time you run for something.
January 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
pete accepting DOT was when i knew he never had it. it’s the worst one! even if you do everything right you’re gonna get blamed for every delayed flight or crash and unless teleportation gets invented you don’t get much to brag about next time you run for something.
wake up, dead man was excellent but had the parks and rec problem
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
wake up, dead man was excellent but had the parks and rec problem
Has he marched in the robot parade yet, the electric version of that one rips
January 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Has he marched in the robot parade yet, the electric version of that one rips
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It’s under-discussed in moderation discourse that you can just lie to voters when it’s convenient
January 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
It’s under-discussed in moderation discourse that you can just lie to voters when it’s convenient
unfortunately getting run over by a bmw is as friendly as interactions between strangers get in miami
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
unfortunately getting run over by a bmw is as friendly as interactions between strangers get in miami
I have 100 followers, I don’t post much, the only back and forth I’ve ever gotten into with anyone here was one person who just wouldn’t stand for anyone besmirching hakeem jeffries’ name. people are strange
January 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I have 100 followers, I don’t post much, the only back and forth I’ve ever gotten into with anyone here was one person who just wouldn’t stand for anyone besmirching hakeem jeffries’ name. people are strange
I remember that story, yes I buy that he threw a tantrum because they didn’t let him get close, but that dude was never in a million years planning to hike the two miles
January 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I remember that story, yes I buy that he threw a tantrum because they didn’t let him get close, but that dude was never in a million years planning to hike the two miles
one of trump’s all time funniest lies was that he was actually gonna go to the capitol on foot with these people
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
one of trump’s all time funniest lies was that he was actually gonna go to the capitol on foot with these people
John Cena did this and thought he was sly
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
John Cena did this and thought he was sly
At the piano bar on a cruise once i saw a singer with a thick, Boris and Natasha level Eastern European accent who straight murdered her way through her set of sinatra standards
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
At the piano bar on a cruise once i saw a singer with a thick, Boris and Natasha level Eastern European accent who straight murdered her way through her set of sinatra standards
I can picture this. God bless them all but especially the one guy
January 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I can picture this. God bless them all but especially the one guy
i made fun of a book by hakeem jeffries called “the abcs of democracy”
December 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i made fun of a book by hakeem jeffries called “the abcs of democracy”
IMO when you become rich and fancy you should have like 2-3 seasonal residences and chase the best weather.
December 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
IMO when you become rich and fancy you should have like 2-3 seasonal residences and chase the best weather.
feed me a bomb judy greer
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
feed me a bomb judy greer
you've always gotten this. rubio being given a broad portfolio isn't because he's especially talented. it's because he'll do what he's asked and put on a shit-eating to do it. he's just glad you asked him to come along for the ride.
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
you've always gotten this. rubio being given a broad portfolio isn't because he's especially talented. it's because he'll do what he's asked and put on a shit-eating to do it. he's just glad you asked him to come along for the ride.
One lady who watched us would flip the channel based on whether shows featured magic. Elephant Show was ok, Eureeka’s Castle and David the Gnome were hell nos (I didn’t wanna watch David the Gnome anyway)
December 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
One lady who watched us would flip the channel based on whether shows featured magic. Elephant Show was ok, Eureeka’s Castle and David the Gnome were hell nos (I didn’t wanna watch David the Gnome anyway)