i’m at the age where 5pm is still too early to have a beer unless i want to be asleep by 5:30pm

If you voted for him you’re either

A) a white nationalist

Or

B) easily manipulated into white nationalism

And I don’t have the patience for either parties

Good morning

Nothing says “Make America Healthy Again” like a Big Mac and a lipper

The breakfast burrito is one of the most important developments in food in human history. Constructed correctly, it has everything you need to do back-breaking labor for ten hours.

I think if you're going to proudly march around in Nazi gear with your Nazi friends, then you should proudly show your Nazi face

making returns at staples is a new layer of hell

mt laundry has been conquered once again⚔️