I registered my 2020 baby for kindergarten today. I don't know how to feel about how quickly time has gone.

One second I'm with a newborn watching Joe Exotic and the next he's a full blown big kid.

Floyd stores his data in the cloud. #cats

Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve

Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N

Also, can someone get me on the Lego enthusiast side of BlueSky? I love Legos

Nothing is quite like having your ignition seize up at work and everyone is leaving and you're just chilling waiting for a tow truck while it snows ❄️ dashed all my plans to go get boba, tragic

I am 7 generations deep on my legacy Sims 4 playthrough and I have nobody to talk to about this.

I don't think anyone misses Boston Market the way I do

My corn dog just fell off the stick and I caught it with my ankle like a hackeysack.

I almost instinctually hackied it back up to my mouth but then realized what I was doing and just evaluated my life for a second.

life in Philly is just better when the Birds are winning

Also, for what it's worth, if this is anything like X and Threads, I'll post solidly for like a week and then promptly just abandon the account until I randomly make another post about like, Neil Cicierega animutations from 2004 and then ✨vanish✨

You win some, you lose some.
Eagles beat the Packers. ✅
I had tomato pie. ✅
I have heartburn. ❌
I only have 7 more days with the "clock app" aka Dopamine Express ❌
I have a jar of olives on the counter ✅

Welp, I'm on BlueSky, Go Birds