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Joe
@ohheyrt.bsky.social
Seattle, WA. 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)
And waiting to announce this until after open enrollment? Oh that's nasty work regence. Had I known earlier, I would have increased my FSA. I'm just sayin....
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I intended to head to the conference over 1hour ago but outside coffee has been calling me and I always answer
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
And judge not lest ye be judged, here are my top artists and songs for 2025. If we included vinyl, there would likely be the following changes:

TR/ST would enter top artist with the how much I listened to Performance. Beach house would be ranked higher. Donna Summer would enter list & be top 5.
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You too could help a sad faggot be less sad by giving me $24k to buy this. You'll get my eternal silence and head nod of appreciation.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don't understand why people dislike wagons so much bc you're telling me you'd rather drive a boring ass SUV than THIS?! 😭
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
(2011)
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
🤌🏻
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Biiiitch 😵‍💫
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Were also roasting some mushrooms 🫡
November 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I guess maybe they could've been using a pan the size of a mid-size sedan, but probably unlikely. About 55 min here
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Why not.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
And to all the recipes that say you can carmelize onions in 15 mins, your moms a hoe. This is 15 min.
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
🤌🏻
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Happy weekend to all who celebrate.
October 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
When your office is being overtaken by boxes of gifts for the team to celebrate our professions recognition week 😭

Don't worry, there's at least 10 more boxes in someone else's office.
October 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Why yes, this is my emotional support beard.
October 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I probably have 2 years max before I'll no longer have to worry about professional haircuts so enjoy this while you can? Idk.
October 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm forming an army.
September 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Big rocks.
September 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
(bruh)
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
idk man
September 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Why yes, this is my ideal Friday night as a 38 year old faggot thanks for asking.
August 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I MEANNNNNNNNNNN
August 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM