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Joe
@ohheyrt.bsky.social
Seattle, WA. 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)
And now my sound bar keeps deciding to not connect to my tv. My TV keeps deciding that it doesn't want to stay connected to the wifi. My brain doesn't want to stay connected with reality.
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Crazy that SPD officers start at $126k with this new contact without any degree.

$126k to brutalize and murder residents of this city.
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I'm just tired of every day bringing a new thing that's driving me closer to the big sleep. (I don't have plans to hurt myself. In this house our suicidality is passive ONLY)
December 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh cool, my insurance company has decided to charge me an extra $170/month for a drug that prevents a shit ton of other much costlier conditions.
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Just watched this waymo completely disregard construction signs saying you can't turn right despite the HUMAN HOLDING THE SIGN standing in front of the car. They eventually had to let it go down the wrong way, requiring another car to reverse.

And you expect me to believe this is safe?
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reposted by Joe
I've been through the desert
On a
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
🚨THE SUNGLASSES WERE JUST IN A DIFFERENT POCKET🚨
Sunglasses? Nope. Still probably on the kitchen counter.
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Tell me why this app for the conference is showing the times of each session in PST when the conference is in MST?

So now I have to ignore the listed time and just remember everything is 1hr later than what the app shows. Cool cool cool.
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I intended to head to the conference over 1hour ago but outside coffee has been calling me and I always answer
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Brb watching my stories and on the verge of crying
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Kirby got nothing on me with the way I just inhaled those tacos 🤤
3 street tacos, rice & beans, and a diet coke. Delivered. With tip. For $25.

(I tipped $7)

Seattle could NEVER.
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why are all Roku remotes the absolute biggest piece of shit that could exist?! Illegal.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
3 street tacos, rice & beans, and a diet coke. Delivered. With tip. For $25.

(I tipped $7)

Seattle could NEVER.
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm in Phoenix for a conference and currently sitting outside of the Airbnb I'm staying at and the neighbor down the street is playing traditional Mexican music.

Now all I can think of are the Moreno's who helped raise me. They were so generous and inviting, spent holidays and birthdays with them.
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
What if I shaved my beard to stubble and tried a mustache? What then?

Bc I'm off work until mid January and have time to regrow should it end in disaster 🧐
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Guy walked up to me and asked if I was with the people repairing generators at this business so I must be giving masc today 💅🏻
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Tried booking a flight with my credit card to use some travel credits. I had to call when it didn't work and the guy was like nothing I can do, but here's $100 more in credits. Tried again, this time not selecting seats and it went through. Went to Alaska's website and chose the same seats.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Minnesota? In January?! It's more likely than you think 😌
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm all for kids being kids but parents, maybe the airport jet bridge isn't the best place to let your kids play simon says where they're telling each other to jump, walk slower, and stop.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Nothing like the old crotch rub down by TSA 🥴
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Love SeaTac. Start at one end of the airport for Alaska gates, have to walk to the entire opposite end of the airport bc every security checkpoint is fucked and not moving. While parents let their toddlers push strollers and just stop walking while people are right behind them.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
And we already have our first item!

Toothbrush. I couldn't pack it in advance bc I needed it this morning and just realized I absolutely did not remember to pack it.
Leaving for a conference (thank you Phoenix in advance for the sun) and can't wait to play my favorite travel game of what 100% necessary thing did I forget to pack.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Leaving for a conference (thank you Phoenix in advance for the sun) and can't wait to play my favorite travel game of what 100% necessary thing did I forget to pack.
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Appt with psychiatrist tomorrow and I'm trying to wrap up how much I'm struggling in a time succinct and chronological order to avoid me word vomiting and just say I'm "fine" bc I got too overwhelmed and it's easier to say fine than come up with the words for what I'm feeling.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Every day I see another think piece by some zoomer that's filled with the most bs conspiracy hateful rhetoric & just want to throw myself into the ocean. Wdym the HIV/AIDS epidemic is gay men's fault? What don't you understand about PUBLIC health?! The govt made a choice at the cost of gay lives.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM