Ralph Jones
@ohhiralphjones.bsky.social
It's journalism. It's comedy. It's cournalism?
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mrralphjones.co.uk
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Who's that handsome bloke?
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Who's that handsome bloke?
"Just saw a band called The Recency Bias. Absolutely fucking incredible."
"Oh yeah, I saw them a few years ago. Rubbish."
"Oh yeah, I saw them a few years ago. Rubbish."
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"Just saw a band called The Recency Bias. Absolutely fucking incredible."
"Oh yeah, I saw them a few years ago. Rubbish."
"Oh yeah, I saw them a few years ago. Rubbish."
One of the most embarrassing things I've read recently. 'Yes, you should use AI to regurgitate things you already told it and make up things that are a load of bollocks. Goodbye!'
www.forbes.com/sites/lancee...
www.forbes.com/sites/lancee...
Composing Wedding Speeches Via Generative AI
Wedding speeches are hard to write. The honor of giving a wedding speech entails the angst of writing it. Turns out that AI can be a great aid. Here's the vital details.
www.forbes.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
One of the most embarrassing things I've read recently. 'Yes, you should use AI to regurgitate things you already told it and make up things that are a load of bollocks. Goodbye!'
www.forbes.com/sites/lancee...
www.forbes.com/sites/lancee...
Happy birthday, old boy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Happy birthday, old boy.
Be careful out there!
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Be careful out there!
Today I'm interviewing Andy Samberg and the man whose penis they used to stand in for Willem Dafoe's in Antichrist. Quite the day.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Today I'm interviewing Andy Samberg and the man whose penis they used to stand in for Willem Dafoe's in Antichrist. Quite the day.
When I'm on trial for murdering a dozen people, it will be because I wrote a piece for an American website and they asked me to file an invoice.
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
When I'm on trial for murdering a dozen people, it will be because I wrote a piece for an American website and they asked me to file an invoice.
IMPROV. OXFORD. WEDNESDAY.
www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
IMPROV. OXFORD. WEDNESDAY.
www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...
www.ticketsource.co.uk/atomic-wasp-...
World's first trillionaire, you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
Richer Than God: The Tony Milch Story - Episode 1 - 'The Birth Of A Legend'
YouTube video by umtheawkwardsilence
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
World's first trillionaire, you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5...
Been running a murder mystery improv night for ten years. Here's the last London show, featuring @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @edwardscrivens.bsky.social, Tom Skelton, and me old m8 Joel Gatehouse. It's gooooood.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
Criminal, the improvised murder mystery: Final. London. Show.
YouTube video by Criminal Improv
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Been running a murder mystery improv night for ten years. Here's the last London show, featuring @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @edwardscrivens.bsky.social, Tom Skelton, and me old m8 Joel Gatehouse. It's gooooood.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKE...
It's happening. I'm starting a character comedy night, in London, in 2026. If you're someone who wants to do SOLO CHARACTER COMEDY - not sketches; not stand-up - slide me a DM.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It's happening. I'm starting a character comedy night, in London, in 2026. If you're someone who wants to do SOLO CHARACTER COMEDY - not sketches; not stand-up - slide me a DM.
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At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
September 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
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How did no one at the Times notice that Micah’s dick was out in this pic
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How did no one at the Times notice that Micah’s dick was out in this pic
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At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
October 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
At last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.
Playing a demon barber on the Blenheim Palace Halloween Trail, I realise I’m playing it as a Cockney version of my Captain Hook, really. But am I having a fabulous time? Yes. Yes, guilty as charged.
October 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Playing a demon barber on the Blenheim Palace Halloween Trail, I realise I’m playing it as a Cockney version of my Captain Hook, really. But am I having a fabulous time? Yes. Yes, guilty as charged.
I have a strange career. It's sort of hard to describe. I loved trying to get into it all for this gorgeous podcast - Drewling Samantics. LOOK HOW HANDSOME THEY'VE MADE ME LOOK.
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I have a strange career. It's sort of hard to describe. I loved trying to get into it all for this gorgeous podcast - Drewling Samantics. LOOK HOW HANDSOME THEY'VE MADE ME LOOK.
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
drewlingsamantics.buzzsprout.com/1696714/epis...
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If adults behaved like babies.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If adults behaved like babies.
If adults behaved like babies.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If adults behaved like babies.
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What does a karate burglar do?
just karate, why?
just karate, why?
September 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What does a karate burglar do?
just karate, why?
just karate, why?
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*Charlotte and Emily Brontë:* "He has no clue which one of us is which."
What Your Favorite Author Says About You (Behind Your Back)
Agatha Christie: “I bet I could murder them and get away with it.” Ernest Hemingway: “For sale. Two testicles. Never used.” George R. R. Martin: “H...
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October 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
*Charlotte and Emily Brontë:* "He has no clue which one of us is which."
It's toniiiiiiiight! Tom Skelton as detective, and @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @ruthbratt.bsky.social, and @edwardscrivens.bsky.social as suspects in the murder investigation of PHIL PRIBBINS. It's our LAST. LONDON. SHOW.
wegottickets.com/event/676413
wegottickets.com/event/676413
CRIMINAL - last ever London show!
★★★★★ "Improv doesn’t get better than this" – The Wee Review
Hello. Someone's died. It's all right. It's an improv show. And it's not just any improv show. This is a momentous occasion indeed. After ...
wegottickets.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It's toniiiiiiiight! Tom Skelton as detective, and @rosieisaholt.bsky.social, @ruthbratt.bsky.social, and @edwardscrivens.bsky.social as suspects in the murder investigation of PHIL PRIBBINS. It's our LAST. LONDON. SHOW.
wegottickets.com/event/676413
wegottickets.com/event/676413
Ran a half-marathon in 95 minutes today. Yes, I'm quite proud because that's THREE MINUTES FASTER THAN I DID IT TEN YEARS AGO.
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Ran a half-marathon in 95 minutes today. Yes, I'm quite proud because that's THREE MINUTES FASTER THAN I DID IT TEN YEARS AGO.