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Laying in bed unable to sleep, I put my arm in a pillowcase (that I took off in my sleep the previous night). As I sway my arm like a sail through the air, I’m transported back to nap time in preschool, where I also could never fall the fuck asleep.
May 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Laying in bed unable to sleep, I put my arm in a pillowcase (that I took off in my sleep the previous night). As I sway my arm like a sail through the air, I’m transported back to nap time in preschool, where I also could never fall the fuck asleep.
It’s been 10 mins since TikTok went down for whatever reason and I’m dying w curiosity but also my neighbors have a nice wind chime and it’s sunny so there’s that
May 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It’s been 10 mins since TikTok went down for whatever reason and I’m dying w curiosity but also my neighbors have a nice wind chime and it’s sunny so there’s that
I bet Jeffrey Dahmer tasted like shit.
March 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I bet Jeffrey Dahmer tasted like shit.
Tickle me momo
March 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Tickle me momo
I’ve been watching the 89-97(?) Batman movie series for the first time and are the villains always better than Batman?
February 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’ve been watching the 89-97(?) Batman movie series for the first time and are the villains always better than Batman?
Why can’t I kick shit in any video games? I just wanna kick a Skyrim bowl off a mountain. Is that too much to ask?
February 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Why can’t I kick shit in any video games? I just wanna kick a Skyrim bowl off a mountain. Is that too much to ask?
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A witch hunt has begun at the FBI. Employees are required to provide information by Tuesday and are being encouraged to report on their coworkers. The FBI questionnaire asks agents about their roles in various cases, including whether they made arrests or appeared in court, among other details.
February 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A witch hunt has begun at the FBI. Employees are required to provide information by Tuesday and are being encouraged to report on their coworkers. The FBI questionnaire asks agents about their roles in various cases, including whether they made arrests or appeared in court, among other details.
My partner just said Tim Robinson is the child of Tim Robbins, and I’m so sad that he’ll never get the thousands of dollars he deserves for that top notch joke.
January 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My partner just said Tim Robinson is the child of Tim Robbins, and I’m so sad that he’ll never get the thousands of dollars he deserves for that top notch joke.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory teaches us all that billionaires aren’t so bad really, and maybe they’ll even give you a factory, so just like chill you guys, you’re embarrassing me in front of the rich chocolate baron. /satire
January 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory teaches us all that billionaires aren’t so bad really, and maybe they’ll even give you a factory, so just like chill you guys, you’re embarrassing me in front of the rich chocolate baron. /satire
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ICE is trying to deport Native American people to Mexico. This one from the Mescalero Apache Tribe.
That's right. People indigenous to the United States, tribal members. ICE is trying to remove them from the US.
This is the second verified incident I've heard about.
We were here 1st.
#ICE
That's right. People indigenous to the United States, tribal members. ICE is trying to remove them from the US.
This is the second verified incident I've heard about.
We were here 1st.
#ICE
January 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
ICE is trying to deport Native American people to Mexico. This one from the Mescalero Apache Tribe.
That's right. People indigenous to the United States, tribal members. ICE is trying to remove them from the US.
This is the second verified incident I've heard about.
We were here 1st.
#ICE
That's right. People indigenous to the United States, tribal members. ICE is trying to remove them from the US.
This is the second verified incident I've heard about.
We were here 1st.
#ICE
I’m watching Clue and enjoying all the communism and socialism bits in it. Remember, communism is just a red herring.
January 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m watching Clue and enjoying all the communism and socialism bits in it. Remember, communism is just a red herring.
Some days I brim w goodwill and patience and feel so capable of talking people back away from hate through genuinely relating to them. Some days I click on hateful comments and dig through everything they have posted, reporting every hateful thing as hate speech hoping that I never see them again.
January 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Some days I brim w goodwill and patience and feel so capable of talking people back away from hate through genuinely relating to them. Some days I click on hateful comments and dig through everything they have posted, reporting every hateful thing as hate speech hoping that I never see them again.
As a little tiny baby girl who is constantly accidentally screenshotting everything constantly bc my phone is a piece of bread and my fingers do not obey….this is my time to shine. I will screenshot the apocalypse apparently. We all have our part to play.
January 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
As a little tiny baby girl who is constantly accidentally screenshotting everything constantly bc my phone is a piece of bread and my fingers do not obey….this is my time to shine. I will screenshot the apocalypse apparently. We all have our part to play.
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
I just found out about Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses and this is one of those things where…did I miss this? Or did we all miss this? Or just me? Wait…is this…is this a gift for me?? You guyyys, you made Walton Goggins sell goggle glasses just for me?! You shouldn’t have!
January 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I just found out about Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses and this is one of those things where…did I miss this? Or did we all miss this? Or just me? Wait…is this…is this a gift for me?? You guyyys, you made Walton Goggins sell goggle glasses just for me?! You shouldn’t have!
I don’t sleep when I’m supposed to. One of my fav Murder, She Wrote episodes is on. She hurt her leg somehow and is bedridden. She overhears someone else’s phone call when her phone lines get crossed up with theirs and realizes they’re about to kill someone.
January 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I don’t sleep when I’m supposed to. One of my fav Murder, She Wrote episodes is on. She hurt her leg somehow and is bedridden. She overhears someone else’s phone call when her phone lines get crossed up with theirs and realizes they’re about to kill someone.
I find the design of the nickel insipid. I hate it so much more than the penny. But I guess the penny’s got kind of an underdog/pluto thing going for it. Is the penny the bad boy of our change? Ooooooooh
January 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I find the design of the nickel insipid. I hate it so much more than the penny. But I guess the penny’s got kind of an underdog/pluto thing going for it. Is the penny the bad boy of our change? Ooooooooh
Okay, but hear me out: what if women started responding to men being sexist pigs by acting like we wanna sit on their laps and then pissing our pants there? I think it would be worth it to me.
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Okay, but hear me out: what if women started responding to men being sexist pigs by acting like we wanna sit on their laps and then pissing our pants there? I think it would be worth it to me.
I randomly said “trash-flavored trash” tonight and remembered that I used to listen to the album Crimes by The Blood Brothers, so I’m giving it a relisten and fuuuuuckkkk. It’s hittin.
January 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I randomly said “trash-flavored trash” tonight and remembered that I used to listen to the album Crimes by The Blood Brothers, so I’m giving it a relisten and fuuuuuckkkk. It’s hittin.
I was raised to be liberal and now that I finally have some tea to spill, it’s radio silence from the generation that taught me how important it was to speak up. I must have missed the real lesson, but I’m digging around in the rubble where the lesson was and i can’t find anything to salvage here
January 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I was raised to be liberal and now that I finally have some tea to spill, it’s radio silence from the generation that taught me how important it was to speak up. I must have missed the real lesson, but I’m digging around in the rubble where the lesson was and i can’t find anything to salvage here
Dear every(no)one, this episode of MSW is top notch. Angela Lansbury plays her own cockney cousin. I believe I just peeped Glynis Johns of Mary Poppins fame as well.
January 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Dear every(no)one, this episode of MSW is top notch. Angela Lansbury plays her own cockney cousin. I believe I just peeped Glynis Johns of Mary Poppins fame as well.
I just want to know if the muppet rumors are true, then I can go to bed or light my own house on fire. (for legal purposes this is a joke and not a statement of intent)
January 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I just want to know if the muppet rumors are true, then I can go to bed or light my own house on fire. (for legal purposes this is a joke and not a statement of intent)
Aww man I missed the beginning of the episode (of Murder, She Wrote) where Jessica dresses up like a snobby ol bitch and wears large jewels to bait a thief. The disguise episodes are always pure fucking gold.
January 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Aww man I missed the beginning of the episode (of Murder, She Wrote) where Jessica dresses up like a snobby ol bitch and wears large jewels to bait a thief. The disguise episodes are always pure fucking gold.
If America starts renaming shit for propaganda purposes, I’m subbing in Freedom Fries. Get ready for the Gulf of Freedom Fries.
January 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If America starts renaming shit for propaganda purposes, I’m subbing in Freedom Fries. Get ready for the Gulf of Freedom Fries.
Work smarter not harder (put ice cream pint in mug and save your hands from a frosty fate)
January 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Work smarter not harder (put ice cream pint in mug and save your hands from a frosty fate)