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I know weird things and I’m scared of the big light.
“I am in a monolithic relationship”
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“I am in a monolithic relationship”
They say there is no wrong or right way to build Leg. This, however, feels like the wrong way to build Lego. Surely it’s illegal not to dump all the bags into a heap that you have to comb through seven times to find the piece you’re looking for.
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They say there is no wrong or right way to build Leg. This, however, feels like the wrong way to build Lego. Surely it’s illegal not to dump all the bags into a heap that you have to comb through seven times to find the piece you’re looking for.
Common Goldeneye, a comparison of the migratory and non-migratory populations of bucephala clangula.
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Common Goldeneye, a comparison of the migratory and non-migratory populations of bucephala clangula.
It's a fucking dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door.
December 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's a fucking dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door.
I didn’t know there was an Australian board game.
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I didn’t know there was an Australian board game.
“Nice barn you got there. Would be a shame if someone were to drop a box of myrrh in it.”
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“Nice barn you got there. Would be a shame if someone were to drop a box of myrrh in it.”
When thumbs up just isn’t enough.
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
When thumbs up just isn’t enough.
I’m sorry. You were right. That was last month.
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’m sorry. You were right. That was last month.
How dare you call me filthy. I showered this fortnight!
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
How dare you call me filthy. I showered this fortnight!
Please. Someone else’s oil revenue.
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Please. Someone else’s oil revenue.
Has anyone told CNN about the army?
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Has anyone told CNN about the army?
I might be in love with greenish dress lady.
December 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I might be in love with greenish dress lady.
Everything about this is infuriatingly stupid.
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Everything about this is infuriatingly stupid.
“Yes, doctor, she’s inventing seasonal reality shows again. No, more unhinged than that 30 Rock bit.”
December 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“Yes, doctor, she’s inventing seasonal reality shows again. No, more unhinged than that 30 Rock bit.”
I’m just excited to learn about a new way Nolan made something inaudible and too loud at the same time.
December 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m just excited to learn about a new way Nolan made something inaudible and too loud at the same time.
I mean, it was mainly fantasy by the time someone had the idea to write it down.
December 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I mean, it was mainly fantasy by the time someone had the idea to write it down.
Why wait to let them be sworn in? You start allegations of election fraud in January and when your own fraud doesn’t pay off, you start things off by mid December.
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Why wait to let them be sworn in? You start allegations of election fraud in January and when your own fraud doesn’t pay off, you start things off by mid December.
It is wild that with all the Tolkien terms flying low and heavy, the knockoff Palantir’s boss’s name is the most made up sounding.
December 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It is wild that with all the Tolkien terms flying low and heavy, the knockoff Palantir’s boss’s name is the most made up sounding.
Bit optimistic on the start of hostilities date there.
December 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bit optimistic on the start of hostilities date there.
That’s Trump Class Presented by Coinbase Battleships, to you, sir.
December 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
That’s Trump Class Presented by Coinbase Battleships, to you, sir.