OhBraains🧟♂️
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I know weird things and I’m scared of the big light.
Cyberpunk 2077, a game mostly about motorcycle stunts.
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Cyberpunk 2077, a game mostly about motorcycle stunts.
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“It’s not that I wouldn’t miss people if they retained their corporeal form when they’re not in my presence - but they just don’t. I don’t make the rules.”
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December 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
“It’s not that I wouldn’t miss people if they retained their corporeal form when they’re not in my presence - but they just don’t. I don’t make the rules.”
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Johnny Silverhand’s hippy grandpa, the John Wick films as a prequel to Cyberpunk 2077. A video essay. (Runtime 3:49:53)
Presumably.
Presumably.
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Johnny Silverhand’s hippy grandpa, the John Wick films as a prequel to Cyberpunk 2077. A video essay. (Runtime 3:49:53)
Presumably.
Presumably.
Building new battleships was a dumb idea in the 40s, now it’s just really funny.
They’re really implementing Nazi economic ideas. (Build stupid shit for no other reason than the main guy being obsessed with large things.)
They’re really implementing Nazi economic ideas. (Build stupid shit for no other reason than the main guy being obsessed with large things.)
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Building new battleships was a dumb idea in the 40s, now it’s just really funny.
They’re really implementing Nazi economic ideas. (Build stupid shit for no other reason than the main guy being obsessed with large things.)
They’re really implementing Nazi economic ideas. (Build stupid shit for no other reason than the main guy being obsessed with large things.)
Oh, so the guy who beat a legend recently was himself beaten by a handsome opponent whilst looking like a cowardly loser? Allegedly it’s not a pro wrestling work, it just has all the components of a classic heel story.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh, so the guy who beat a legend recently was himself beaten by a handsome opponent whilst looking like a cowardly loser? Allegedly it’s not a pro wrestling work, it just has all the components of a classic heel story.
French bakery [derogatory]
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
French bakery [derogatory]
Mick Foley remains one of the greatest professional wrestlers.
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Mick Foley remains one of the greatest professional wrestlers.
A person with the personality of a corporation.
this has always been the most baffling and depressing thing about the political hellscape we have lived through in the last decade
there is nothing there at all except a rapacious, all-consuming need for praise, no humanity at all, nothing but a carnival barker's ability to work the crowd
there is nothing there at all except a rapacious, all-consuming need for praise, no humanity at all, nothing but a carnival barker's ability to work the crowd
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
A person with the personality of a corporation.
The cookie is evil, the coal is good.
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The cookie is evil, the coal is good.
Flashbacks to February 2022, when I went from “the Russians aren’t this stupid” to “oh shit they’re going to do it in weeks” because I saw a video of a hospital unit on a train with refrigerated containers.
Moving CSAR units is really bad news.
Moving CSAR units is really bad news.
Me: Maybe the White House will decide to punt on doing ground strikes in Venezuela after all and keep finding other things to do like the tanker seizures or whatever.
Pentagon: *moves EA-18Gs, KC-135s, HC-130Js, HH-60Ws, and F-35As into the SOUTCOM AOR*
Me: Nevermind. They're going downtown.
Pentagon: *moves EA-18Gs, KC-135s, HC-130Js, HH-60Ws, and F-35As into the SOUTCOM AOR*
Me: Nevermind. They're going downtown.
Combat Rescue Aircraft, Tankers Arrive In Caribbean As U.S. Military Buildup Accelerates
HH-60W rescue helicopters and HC-130J rescue planes, along with additional USAF tankers, have joined the growing U.S. military presence in the Caribbean.
www.twz.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Flashbacks to February 2022, when I went from “the Russians aren’t this stupid” to “oh shit they’re going to do it in weeks” because I saw a video of a hospital unit on a train with refrigerated containers.
Moving CSAR units is really bad news.
Moving CSAR units is really bad news.
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We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
Shit day at work? Hanabie.
【花冷え。】 - お先に失礼します。 (Pardon Me, I Have To Go Now) - Music Video 【HANABIE.】
YouTube video by 花冷え。 (HANABIE. Official YouTube)
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Shit day at work? Hanabie.
It’s Klemmbausteine.
“Friend” Andrew Hickey, 758, commented: “You can’t say Legos. You’ll be eviscerated. And rightly so, you scourge upon humanity.”
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December 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s Klemmbausteine.
In their quest to do all manner of Nazi stuff, but weirder, the administration has found their own Antiqua-Fraktur-Streit.
I don't even know what is satire anymore.
"Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface"
#giftarticle
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
"Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface"
#giftarticle
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
In their quest to do all manner of Nazi stuff, but weirder, the administration has found their own Antiqua-Fraktur-Streit.
Haven’t watched Love Lies Bleeding in weeks. Like, eight entire weeks.
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Haven’t watched Love Lies Bleeding in weeks. Like, eight entire weeks.
I didn’t expect to like watching someone eat this much.
Ilona Maher Eats Her Last Meal
YouTube video by Mythical Kitchen
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I didn’t expect to like watching someone eat this much.
The Anabasis can be abbreviated to “went to war with Spartans in charge. It went as expected.”
Nonsensical joke. If the Lakedaimonians could have read they’d have been Theban.
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Anabasis can be abbreviated to “went to war with Spartans in charge. It went as expected.”
This medal? Yeah, that’s the peace price my mother gave me for pooping like a big boy. I was the proudest 19 year old in the world on that day.
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This medal? Yeah, that’s the peace price my mother gave me for pooping like a big boy. I was the proudest 19 year old in the world on that day.
It’s been decades since a dead guy won the championship. Just sad.
Listen, it’s the closest thing Helmut Marko can feel something like in his glory days, when a few drivers would die every other race.
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It’s been decades since a dead guy won the championship. Just sad.
What if you made peace and no one came, because they know you’re full of shit?
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What if you made peace and no one came, because they know you’re full of shit?
Seen the video. It is impressive that he manages to be the biggest prick in this whilst walking around with Logan Paul.
At least he's in trouble for it. Arsehole. Someone should have stopped the child, but that was a really bad way to deal with it.
www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/news-pau...
www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/news-pau...
Paul Heyman could be in trouble for his actions at Survivor Series: WarGames
Paul Heyman has been getting some negative criticism following WWE Survivor Series 2025.
www.sportskeeda.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Seen the video. It is impressive that he manages to be the biggest prick in this whilst walking around with Logan Paul.
If the trend continues there will be a team called Renault every other race by Monaco 2030.
Maybe when Renault and Honda inevitably return with a works team again in 2027. And he can retire when they inevitably fold/rebrand again the year after.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If the trend continues there will be a team called Renault every other race by Monaco 2030.
I didn’t know they made an imperial boomerang that big.
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I didn’t know they made an imperial boomerang that big.
“You will be haunted by three specters”
The specters:
The specters:
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
“You will be haunted by three specters”
The specters:
The specters:
Stumbled upon a weird cottage industry of American people on YouTube reacting to German playgrounds. It’s weird how normal things are weird to people from the outside.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Stumbled upon a weird cottage industry of American people on YouTube reacting to German playgrounds. It’s weird how normal things are weird to people from the outside.