Dear Nigel:
a) you weren't an MP when this happened
b) sentencing reflects factors like the severity of injuries caused - ie none
c) it was a MILKSHAKE you big cry-baby

Time for my festive Tunnocks Advent calendar™️ to make an appearance again.

memo to farmers protesting today, if you’re desperate to hand your farm to your offspring then give it to them while you’re still alive, panic over, so long as you live another 7 years there’s no inheritance tax

I've got fingers in a lot of pies - mainly due to a machinery accident at the Mr Kipling factory.