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work friends have not mentioned my very noticeable haircut.
they either:
a) havent noticed (damn, okay 😮‍💨)
b) think it looks bad (okay, damn 😭)
October 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i simply cannot be expected to live laugh love while also being privy to the price of groceries
September 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
just found a coupon from 2023 and used it to watch weapons in theatres for free 🤘
September 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
you're never too old to ask your mom to kill a spider for you
September 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i understand building up anticipation for a song but some of these releases take so long im going to have forgotten about the song by the time its out. youre missing out on valuable streaming time!!!!! instead im watching you perform it live on someone else's youtube channel
September 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Reposted by mae
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
September 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
why do bigots always act like seeing a gay person means they have to drop everything explain and scissoring to children
August 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
surrendering to a hive mind sound relaxing lowkey
August 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
still thinking about this seagull i saw today that was just sitting with his mouth open? for several minutes in a row??? just sitting not making a sound??
August 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Reposted by mae
Only crested birds allowed ✋🏻🚫
#pokemon #artbyjulio
April 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
had no idea tarantino ever directed television let alone a csi two part season finale but my god does tarantino's style ever jump out even under the structure of a procedural drama
April 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
so glad tramell tillman is getting so much more attention this season of severance. i will be waiting for those emmy and golden globe noms!!!
March 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
nothing to ruin your day like seeing your new driver's license photo
March 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
watching animaniacs for the first time in my life (love it) but being thrown off by frank welker's contributions. every other scene i think this bitch is about to pull up
January 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
just watched the santa claus for the first time so maybe someone else can explain this for me: when the kid at the end says he's going to go into the family business (being santa claus) does that mean he's going to kill his dad?
December 23, 2024 at 5:25 AM
why has wes anderson not done an adaptation of kafka's the trial yet
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 PM
i know a character creation menu hates to see me coming
November 27, 2024 at 1:54 AM
best friend sent me a pic of her cat sleeping and now i'm in the club (my bedroom) crying (actually crying)
November 26, 2024 at 5:28 AM
every time i watch an older movie where they're smoking inside i feel like its trying to emphasize a certain grittiness but its really just that people used to smoke indoors all the time
October 3, 2024 at 2:07 AM
coming out after a night time swim!
May 1, 2024 at 1:40 AM
holt mccallany stan account
April 27, 2024 at 12:03 AM
is there such a thing as a professional item loser? i could make a killing
March 23, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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this is exactly the kind of thing I was warning you about when i told you "AI" generated shit was going to get vulnerable people killed
I didn’t expect to become so cynical about technologies to generate text, but here we are: a “coobook” purchased by a hospital, intended for use by patients. Note the “2000+ Day Recipe” panel. It is a lie.
#MedLibs #AmReading 1/n
March 16, 2024 at 3:02 PM
the biggest takeaway im getting from this smart serve course is that i cannot accurately guess the weight of a man for the life of me
March 14, 2024 at 2:53 AM
watching the shrimp to de-stress
March 1, 2024 at 11:30 PM